I Hate This Place I Want To Go To Build A Bear

Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides

How I imagine the Subnautica development team

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

i loved you for the last time 🍎♡

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

Update from the man himself

me analyzing someones account to see if the absolutely depraved, raunchy, desperate shit im about to say about someones character is out of place or not

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas