it's canon that dexter failed all his classes when he was young and i think that it's just funny cause. what are you doing in your grown ass age as a PROFESSOR. a MATH professor.
boy i know that your ass is NOT teaching these kids at mythag anything
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
Something I have seen very few people mention re: Omicron and the current surge:
Please, be cautious. Not just about the virus but about life in general.
Babes, now is not the time to get on the rickety ladder to change that light bulb or tackle that woodworking project using the bandsaw.
Let it freaking go.
Clinics and hospitals are overrun. You don't want to need urgent or emergent care right now, my loves. You may not get it. Please be unreasonably cautious around your homes.
Please reblog this, just to remind everyone that any source of medical risk is also now a COVID risk.
remember when jackal was straight up just torturing kiana and kiana couldnt fucking feel the pain bc she was literally dying and her nerves like Died so she just pretended so she could get info out of jackal.
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
original meme from @mysillycomics
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
“they’re so insane” and it’s a man and his nonbiological child
(TW ABUSE AND FOOD MENTIONING!!!)
edit note: sorry for not doing that earlier, stay safe y'all/g
Let's normalize not shaming kids for being picky eaters.
Let's normalize NOT yelling at your kid for not liking certain textures, for not wanting to eat food, for mostly eating only 1 or 2 things and for having a different food pallette than neurotypicals.
I have sensory issues, I have my comfort foods. Why do you feel the need to yell at me for it.
In case it wasn’t clear…