Text From My Coworker

Fuck it. Mutuals as dsmp characters:

c!George - @llitchilitchi (similar to an XD-induced fever dream and I mean that in the best way)

c!Bad - @hiding-in-the-vault (adopting all the poor lost children)

c!Punz - @theminecraftbox (enjoyer of dead people, no I will not elaborate)

c!Sam - @lookinghalfacorpse (24/7 putting c!Dream through the fires of the underworld)

c!Quackity - @swordfright (delights in being a source of suffering)

c!Techno - @justcallme-ange (spends time in retirement before doing the most insane shit you've seen (art))

c!Niki - @rivalsposting (fueled by a burning vengeance and also makes stunning cupcakes)

c!Michael Beloved - @simplepotatofarmer (chicken enthusiast, need I say more?)

c!Tommy - @dreamsclock (birthplace of all destruction)

c!Tubbo - @voidpidgeon (brain needs to be studied under a microscope)

c!Wilbur - @dr3amofagame (says words in the correct order)

None of y'all get the honor of being c!Dream.

(I literally made this in 10 minutes, there were more people I wanted to add but I couldn't think of characters, I'm so sorry 😭)

dream deserves all the love in the entire universe and i'm being so serious

I love the thought of c!Dream being deeply unsettling. There's something off about him, something you can't put your finger on, that makes you dread being alone in a room together. Even when he's trapped in a prison cell, it feels like he's the one with the power. I love the thought of that being intentional—when he has no weapons, he can make his own. He still has his mind. He still has his voice.

Obviously that's not who c!Dream is By Default, but it's interesting how well he can play the character when he chooses to. When he decides it can work to his benefit.

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."

It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

"i have like, all the himbos on my team. i have the dumbest motherfuckers on my team." - sylvee 😭

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

It’s actually so disheartening to see how many people think de-platforming is the only solution to an issue with a content creator, especially one who’s expressed remorse and wants to grow and change.

In my opinion de-platforming should be reserved for creators who are currently an active danger if they have a platform. Someone who’s apologized and is making an effort to change is clearly not an active danger so I just don’t believe that they deserve to loose everything they’ve worked towards 😭

can you take my white ass to funkytown

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions