I Think I Just Saw Someone Try And Say That BBH Hosting/sponsoring/paying For/whatever The DSMP Means

I have been cursed???? I set my pfp to this weird bunny thing i drew some time ago AND NOW IT WON'T LEAVE sorry chat gonna have to deal with this eldrich beast for the time being

"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

My dear mothers "kitchen" scissors

not to get vile while im new here BUT i hate hate hate how people talk about c!Dream in the DSMP lore. Like Ohhhhh he planned everything, hes a master manipulater... just say you didnt watch the streams. Hes is literally THE wettest cat ever have you seen him

Thinking about my younger self and the oddly poetic thoughts i had, still have never met anyone quite as existential as 10yo me

help me

Dream getting crucified: its okay judas i was in the wrong judas I'm sorry you ever had to feel that way about me it was a shit thing for me to do and I'll love you. No John don't say anything about judas hes a great friend. Also Mr crucifier man do you want me to stick the nails into myself if it's too much work for you

well. i’m sticking around so. reblog if you’re sticking around dtblr and plan to either keep posting or start posting about dteam so everyone can use the reblogs to find people to follow :] if you want, also add what you post about or plan to post about in the tags!! a primer of ur blog if u will

c!dream: trust me bro i am totally gonna do [thing he could've done already] if you don't stop me. i'm gonna do this for Reasons. by the way i built this giant prison also for Reasons. i wasn't gonna put you in this giant prison but now i will, for Reasons. who was i gonna put in the prison? You Don't Need To Know but it's you now. umm i'm going to kill your friend or something and then put you in the prison if you don't stop me (perhaps with this prison that i just told you about? 👀👀) why? Reasons. trust me i am totally gonna steal everyone's items look what i already have [his own fish, some random animals, this axe he just got, skeppy cage] say goodbye to your friend while i count to ten for way longer than ten seconds. oh look it's punz with the entire server for some reason coming through this giant portal i made sure to frame in the most cinematic way possible. put my items in the hole? sure i couldn't possibly fight all these people [takes a billion op items off his pockets] yeah sure go ahead kill me. thanks i am literally nowhere near any of these people now and could easily escape but i will come back since you threatened to kill yourself. by the way i can revive people so you can't kill me permanently or everyone is dead forever (you can put people inside prisons if you can't kill them 👀)

c!tommy, c!tubbo, c!wilbur: wow that was all very convenient wasn't it very weird

majority of the fandom, apparently: no it sounds legit