Headcanon That C!Dream Just Says Really Weird Shit While Half Asleep And It Always Throws People Off

I'm not gonna make a post about c!dream and blurryface by twenty one pilots but I AM gonna leave these here

Soo me and the beloved were discussing avians, bird anatomy and how birds mimic voices and start to sound like people they're near often. And i wrote this snippet and they somehow convinced me to post it

Keep in mind ive never wrote anything serious and finished in my entire life

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Punz leans on a column of the arch that separates their bases little kitchenette and the space dream has claimed as his impromptu "office". ((Aka books scattered haphazardly across the floor and papers plastered to the walls with anything from sticky notes to arrows speared through the scrolls like a prized kill. To punz it looks more like a mental breakdown than a functional workspace, but who is he to judge))

Dream is reading a map, at least attempting to as tired eyes scan through the scramble of lines for the 3rd or 7h time like its going to effect the outcome in any way. Punz catches his attention with a knock to the cold wood, it makes dream flinch and punz only feels a little bad, ((its routine at this point, better to act like nothings changed than make dream feel fragile with gentle movements and an unchanged outcome)) punz can tell dream hasn't slept when he raises his head to tilt it at him expectantly, frazzled feathers and hair that isn't much better off, punz doesn't comment on it. He informs dream he's going to make breakfast now, asking if he's hungry. Dream says 'no', it comes out a little sharper than he meant it, punz looks taken aback, and says he sounds like sam. Dream feels empty as he realizes he can't tell the difference anymore.

Is this just an unnecessarily long set up to one (1) line i wanted to deliver? Yes.

This monstrosity would not exist without @thehatmanawaits so i blame you if this flops<3

im gonna miss this skank

actually though the final dsmp stream kinda destroyed my ass. this server has such a complicated presence in internet history but i treasure it so much and i didnt realize the extent of my attachment to it until it was time for it to go. yanno?

im glad they’re not doing a season 2 or trying to drag it out but god im gonna miss it. 2020 sucked for a lot of reasons but it gave us this, at least. it was so special and i dont think ill ever feel the same way about another smp, hell, even any other piece of media. sorry for the cringe im just still coo coo crazy about these minecrafters

pandoras vault is already a greek reference it is surely easy to translate. but i think about sam and dream actually being kids together and cry

i actually do think individual human lives are unfathomably valuable

“Äiti itki. Isä lähti huoneesta. Vivian istui nurkassa ja kuunteli vaiti. Kissamme Minni hyppäsi vuoteelle ja käpertyi jalkojeni päälle ja kehräsi, sillä kehräämällä parannetaan sairaita.” — Emmi Itäranta. Kuunpäivän kirjeet

“Mom cried. Dad left the room. Vivian sat in the corner and listened quietly. Our cat Minni jumped on the bed and curled up on my legs and purred, for through purring the sick are healed.” — Emmi Itäranta. The Moonday Letters. Quote tranlated by me (unofficial)

HELLO new person here i'm a little late but do you think is this still valid? :)

I do art and cosplay (and writing) and spend probably way too much time thinking about c!dream and my dear friend convinced me to get tumblr so now i'm looking for mutuals who don't wanna murder me <3

pretty obsessed with the idea of 'somewhere on the aroace spectrum' c!techno who has been around for a long time and never had anything more than a deep (q)platonic love for c!phil meeting c!dream and going 'phil, i think i might be in love' and phil just. pointing at dream like 'that? really? him? of all bloody people?'

and techno just nods, 'yup.'

very few things in the dsmp go as hard as c!niki having dedicated herself to and fighting for l'manberg and then seeing all the pain caused and going 'i loved you, i loved the idea of you and you were a true home but this can't be fixed and so i'm burning it down'.