Not To Be Controversial but Absolutely Disgusting That It’s Sunday Night 

i’ve based my existential belief system on the egg story

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

I love how with most bands their instagram is all very official but then you turn to AJJ and it’s like “here’s a lizard I met and also Sean did a sick kick flip yesterday”

saw a picture of the terrorists storming the capitol right now and one of them was holding a “jesus saves” poster and i think it’s time we have the conversation about christian terrorism in the united states

i haven’t seen this in a long time so …

reblog and make a wish!!

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

Joanne: Roger, please stop pronouncing ‘hors d’oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ I’m begging you