Fun Fact: When You Play As Astarion Origin And Get Hounded By Cazador In Act 1 Dream Sequence, You Can

Also when he's not hungry

Thats what he looks like when hes hungry

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

Only people who can solve my three riddles get to date me.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

listen the fact is that a lot of poor people ARE bad with money. i have terrible impulse control around spending 5 dollars here and 10 dollars there and i know so many people around me who have this problem too. but its not "this persons bad with money, so theyre poor"; its "this persons poor, so theyre bad with money". i dont know when i'll be able to get a little treat or eat out or buy myself something that will make me happy again so i have to do it now. idon't know when i'll afford food again so i have to buy it now. i don't feel confident in the fact i'll ever have the cushioning to genuinely enjoy expendable income, so instead of saving and hoping (only to have my savings routinely wiped out for moving, or medical costs, or a car accident), i spend it now so i can enjoy life now.

i think if you see poor people ebegging constantly but two days ago saw them posting about a fancy coffee and a pastry, you need to stop viewing "spending a few dollars you maybe shouldnt" as something that requires the Punishment of "can't pay the fucking bills". some of us, just like, need to feel like we have some kind of normalcy in our lives because being poor fucking sucks

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that humankind has gone insane

It's to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo

By throwing poison in the watermain

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songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.

Hades: "You can take Eurydice out of the Underworld, but if you turn back to check on her, she'd be trapped here forever!"

Me as Orpheus: "Mmm... normally it's no issue, but today is a high anxiety day and I'm afraid I might snap and take a look. Can we do it tomorrow after I get a night of sleep?"

This is called being a witch

This is what capitalists have instead of studies

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not