Ninjago Rewrite

i understand the appeal of the in-universe memes about ninjago city getting destroyed constantly but there is so much more of ninjago to talk about!!!! give me ignacia memes about them bragging about kai. give me cole’s fiercely defensive hometown. show me JAMANAKAI VILLAGE so much oddly specific shit has happened there. idk. shintaro. stiix’s lingering resentment for them. the sea of sands unites behind jay like he’s an olympic athlete and then trashes on him for falling for the city life (becoming a celebrity). the samurai x fanclub discourse. there is so much to do with an in-universe meme format!!!!

Some doodles of Jay and Morro’s parents I am so normal about these two  Liberty Justice (the blonde woman) used to be the elemental master of electricity but quit being a ninja to be an actor. She’s currently a popular actor and one of the main actresses in the Starfarer show. She’s very secretive of her private life and appears to have no family members. She appeared out of nowhere one day and rose in popularity. All the public knows is that she is currently single and divorced. Tai Lu (the black haired man) used to be the elemental master of wind but was rumored to have died due to a dragon attack. Wu seems to have a clear dislike of him. There are contradicting stories about him and people have a different view on him, some say he was a hero, some say he was a traitor working for garmadon. Also unrelated note but Morro is biologically blond and there might be a chance that Jay is too but they dye their hair.

If there isn’t a Cole vs Jay showdown in Dragons Rising at some point in time...

the ninjas to each other in the later seasons: "i love you guys so much, we're in this together!!! i'll always be here for you <3"

the ninjas to each other in the early seasons: "shut up, you are SO ugly. i hate you. i will punch you straight into the departed realm, you stupid dumb moron idiot. fuck you."

“Looks like the little guy wants to give Drago a BIG kiss”

I was thinking about that one scene in s1 where the ninja hung Lloyd up on a building and suddenly had a vision to draw this Im sorry in advance.

Bonus:

'What's up with the rocks?' 'Oh that? I was the sea once, don't you remember?' 'mmm, not really...' 'Yeah, me neither.'

Making up a silly backstory for why Arin has those golden horns as a headband (headguard?)

It's really funny how Garmadon just liked messing with Kai in Season 1. Man was really trying to provoke Kai & start a fight for no reason whatsoever.

Love me some good Garmasako angst.

I wish we had seen Sensei Garmadon and Misako after his cured of the venom. I mean, I understand it's a kid's show about Lego ninjas but still.

There would have to be a lot of work between the two, mistakes have been made on both sides, and a lot of late-night crying but they are willing to put in the work to forgive and restore trust within one another. (therapy helps too)

TDI meets Scott Pilgrim Meets Friday Night Funkin