Cringetober Day 3: Complex Fit!!!

Everyone left you behind, huh?

second half of skybound is fun because Kai and Zane (the stubborn optimist and moral compass, respectively) have been shelved so we get to watch Nya (who thinks “bombs” is the answer to every puzzle), Cole (no thoughts head empty), and Jay (just went through so much character development and hasn’t slept in a week) run around like headless chickens while Lloyd (confused 12yo) tries his best to be the Adult in Charge but he couldn’t even do a pirate accent right and it really struck a blow to his self esteem so everything else just sorta falls apart

Found out from my best friend that I’m not annoying and weird in the goofy lovable way, but in the strange, irritating way

I’ve told her a hundred times she could never annoy me.

I haven’t touched the plushie since.

new meme: Cole Didn’t Die For This

Do the ninja smoke? My opinion:

Kai- cigarettes, yes. Cheap shitty cigs tho. Doesn't like how weed makes him feel so sticks to nicotine

Nya- has tried them but no cigarettes, Hates the smell so so much. no vape. Weed occasionally.

Cole- never smoked cigarettes or vaped and doesn't want to. Doesn't smoke weed either he eats edibles

Jay- tried to smoke cigarettes due to peer pressure in highschool and absolutely hated them the whole time. Hits candy flavored vapes like crazy and definitely smokes weed

Zane- has "smoked" before just to fit in but it does nothing for him. Kinda likes the smell

Lloyd- no cigarettes Kai would kill him. Nya would kill him. Vapes taste bad. Weed is fun occasionally.

Pixal- there's too much work to be done to smoke something that literally doesn't do anything.

Wu- I just know this old man has got crazy oni weed he's hiding. I know it.

the ninjas to each other in the later seasons: "i love you guys so much, we're in this together!!! i'll always be here for you <3"

the ninjas to each other in the early seasons: "shut up, you are SO ugly. i hate you. i will punch you straight into the departed realm, you stupid dumb moron idiot. fuck you."

For @pawzofchaos :)

Er, y'know animal jam? The furry economy game? Yeah, I have an AU for it! :D

Info under cut! :) Long read btw :P

Mira's Child

I've been trying to come up with a name for years help i just started using this name recently I've been working on this story for at least 8 years, since I first started playing AJ. And it didn't even have a plot back then? It was just "emo wolf has powers his older brother hates him and he also has powers so emo wolf is abandoned and now lives with phantoms ALSO HE'S THE SON OF GREELY BC GREELY IS EVERYTHING"

Anyways, here's the new version: Zios is bad here btw. Sorry! Anyways, Mira is trapped in this magic river. By, you guessed it, Zios! They basically fought over the land and Zios trapped her in the river so he could have it. Other then that, they have no connection. They were just two beings fighting over Jamaa. Zios, being lonely, brings the animals, who were living in different areas dedicated to their species, and welcomes them to Jamaa. Mira, slowly dying, wants to pass on her powers to someone. Welcome Void, a young pitch black wolf who accidently stumbles upon the river. She teaches him her powers and how to use it incase of an emergency. Sharing her powers with him, she and him become friends. Then the war between the animals happen and Void is called to battle for the wolves. Mira wishes him luck. The war is almost over, with only a few species left standing. The rabbits, the monkeys, and the wolves. And then, Void is slaughtered brutely. Part of Mira's powers die with him and she is weakened further, also saddened by her friend's death. A few more years pass and more jammers are picked. A rabbit, a panda, anyone who happens to find the river. But Mira doesn't trust any of them as she realizes they would be consumed by power and would have ill intensions. And then the battle between the Phantoms and Jamaa happens, a few of the animal species reuniting. They fight over the land and Zios picks 6 animals, the Alphas, to help fight. A wolf named Greely is one of these chosen animals. Meanwhile, his sister, Minnie, is jealous and practices her fighting alone in the forest, accidently finding the river and Mira. Mira sees good in her and tries again to pass on her power. Minnie, however, is too weak to control the power and causes more harm then good. She feels awful and apologizes to Mira before letting Mira take her power back and Minnie runs away. And no one is picked as the next 'Mira's Child' again for a few years. Until Greely has kids. Two twins, Dash and Dare, a daughter named DJ, and his youngest, Junior. Having powers is rare and usually only descendents of power-wielding jammers have power. Dash and Junior have powers but Junior's is more powerful and Dash gets jealous. This leds to him bullying his youngest brother. One day, the siblings are playing in the woods and Junior finds the river. Mira's glad to see him and tries to make him come closer but Junior is hesitant. He goes closer and soon is able to connect to Mira. She tells him how she needs her help but him being just a pup, is confused at first. So she tells him to come back so she can explain more later. And he does the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. But she doesn't give him her power yet.

As time passes, the Phantoms attack their hometown. Dash hides Junior somewhere, telling him he'd be safe but only for him to abandon Junior while he escapes, their mother desperate to find her son but failing. And like that, Junior is taken by the Phantoms. In this AU, the phantoms aren't that bad. They kinda are but kinda aren't. Anyways, feeling bad for Junior, they welcome him. And he now lives with them. That's basically the beginning of the story for now. I'ma end it here for now. Uh, hope that was somewhat understandable.

ninjago but instead of zane figuring out he’s a robot by finding his blueprints Jay just accidentally sticks a fridge magnet to him and they’re all like wtf ???