God He Is Everything To Me

Anyone who talks about Jaya with kids and says that Nya would not be the dad and Jay would not be the mom are wrong. Full-stop.

Jay is the one driving the soccer mom minivan. He is the one who is making sure that everything is packed correctly and no, Nya, he did not play ten years worth of Tetris for you to pack the car like a fucking lunatic. Everything must be rearranged to fit in as tightly as it possibly can. The cooler must be left accessible.

Nya is also definitely the parent who passes on the responsibility of saying no.

Kid: Mama, can I eat candy for dinner?

Nya: did you ask your father?

Jay: No! You cannot have candy for dinner!

Everyone says that Jay would be the one to indulge his kids but I honestly think it would be Nya. She didn't have parents growing up, and she had to grow up really fast, so she would want her kids to have as much fun as possible when they're young.

On the other hand, Jay recognizes the gaps in his upbringing, and wants to try and be a good dad. He's old enough to recognize that a lot of the discipline his parents did was good for him and that kids need it in their lives, even if he would love to indulge them like Nya does.

So yeah, give me tired and stressed stay-at-hom soccer mom Jay who drives a minivan and loves it. Give me chill as fuck dad Nya who lets pretty much anything fly and would probably join in your shenanigans.

Would like to point out that Jay is canonically used as a portable charger

COLE AND NYA FANS HOW ARE WE FEELING!????

had to throw this together because UGH! Yes I am jumping headfirst, I am putting the clown make up, my wig is ON. The Formling and the serpentine are Cole’s kids and he has to present them to his bestie.

in the meantime I am calling them Rocky and Junior, for the formling and the serpentine. Idk what gender they are, so if the serpentine is a girl they would be Lily Junior, if guy then Cole jr.

UGH PART TWO LOOKS LIKE IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

Okay I have to know, is it just me, or do y’all get this giddy feeling when Ninjago confirms smthg small?? This show likes to either heavily imply things or leave stuff up to the imagination a lot, so it’s nice when things are explicitly said.

Or in other words;

✨Small canon things in Ninjago that aren’t necessarily important to the plot, but important to me✨

(feel free to add on)

lloyd has ptsd from harumi

everyone knew lilly passed away prior to s13

the ninja’s parents were very close

the ninja are used to paparazzi and red carpet events

nya’s stubbornly independent, to the point she’ll hurt herself before asking for help

the ninja call each other family

zane and jay can sing. like really well

cole cannot sing; but cole can dance

cole has excessive knowledge of the performing arts

the ninja have been training together for several years now

lloyd is too young to know what a VCR is

jay was angry at his birth parents at first for abandoning him

jay is short

lloyd can have trouble concentrating

lloyd moves around a lot in his sleep

lloyd tends to flip and twirl around like an anime protagonist when in battle

cole snores very loudly

jay can’t sit still for long periods of time

jay fidgets a lot

jay has anxiety

kai is overprotective of everyone he cares abt

kai tends to be more protective of the younger ones (i.e. lloyd, nya, and jay)

kai is good with kids

all the ninja came from broken homes

kai’s first response to grief is denial

jay’s prone to panicking; so much so that everyone gets worried when he doesn’t freak out

cole talks to himself when he’s stressed

zane likes to cook

zane is the mom friend

zane can absolutely be an asshole when he wants to be

nya scares everyone when she’s angry

nya’s temper is just as bad, if not worse, than kai’s

everyone knows to steer clear of nya when she’s having an outburst

nya’s not very physically affectionate

nya often shows her love through actions, rather than words or affection

lou neglected cole after lilly died

cole thrives off of positive reinforcement

cole is afraid of disappointing people

cole has ptsd from his fall

ronin cares about the ninja a lot

ronin won’t put the ninja in direct danger; commit crime under their watch and mess with them, absolutely, but he’d never hurt them

dareth sees the kids as “his ninja”

dareth would sacrifice himself for the ninja

jay’s afraid of spiders

jay’s afraid of being alone

everyone has ✨abandonment issues✨

kai can’t skate

not necessarily canon, but jay displays symptoms of adhd (fidgeting, sensitivity to loud sounds, rambles when he’s nervous, etc)

lloyd can’t act

lloyd bites his lip a lot

zane, nya, jay, and pixal are the most tech savvy and inventive

kai picks on jay more than anyone else

people swear on the first spinjitzu master

the ninja have been living with each other for the better part of their lives

a lot of trauma could’ve been avoided if wu would’ve just told them things

au where noah becomes cody's assistant after chris fires him

Broke: phantoms can’t spell very well

Woke: phantoms really love to type like scene kids and frequently use “lulz!!!!” and >:D and >:3

Welcome to the Lightning Elemental Tournament!!

I'll be your host, you may call me ZipZap! They/Them for the pronouns!

We're here to see who is the most favourable, not the best!! But the most favourable character who uses primarily Electricity/Lightning within their character!!!

Inspirations: @bestcharacterwithfirepowers @pinkhairswagtourney @outofthisworldbracket

Rules!! Borrowed and edited from @bestcharacterwithfirepowers!

1. No real people please or live action characters please.

2. Please submit a character once. However, feel free to submit different characters as much as you'd like.

3. Characters must canonically fit into at least one of the 3 following categories:

a) A true Lightning Elemental. Electricity/Lightning is incorporated into their design and they are essentially either made of electricity/lightning or have electricity/lightning as part of their core design. Light may also fulfill this rule, I will decide on a case-by-case basis so it’s worth submitting them anyway. (Example: Yellow ChuChus From The Legend Of Zelda)

b) Lightning powers. Essentially, Electrokinesis or something similar involving electricity/lightning. Technology/Robotic characters, Light, and Speed based characters may fulfill this and will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. (Example: Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon)

c) Associated strongly with Lightning/Electricity. A character who is constantly electrocuting things, uses weapons that can exert an electrical charge, is obsessed with electricty/lightning, or something similar. (Example: Mitsune Miwa from Magia Record)

If any of these rules lead you to having a question, feel free to always ask me!

I also have every right, as host of this tournament, to deny any character submitted.

Here is the form!

Submissions end March 15th!!

Cheers to a good tournament!!

I’m rewatching tournament of elements and I love how Jay randomly breaks his leg and then it just randomly heals the next episode. Like??? Literally what was the purpose of that LMAO

The 4 stages of "what the fuck has Jay been doing since The merge?"

Jay could have been doing these things for the 5 years since the merge and I find it beautiful.

Especially because in one way or another they all include angst.

The funny part is that I remember from the beginning of DR that people theorized that Cole would adopt some children after the merge and that ended up being true.

yeah