Jet Star And The Kobra Kid!

these tweets are holding hands

it’s personally offensive to me directly that i am not seeing mcr this october. why couldn’t they have come to dublin. dublins better than vegas anyways. we’ve got better beer. and ME.

my cellmate's a killer they make me do transgender operations on illegal aliens in drag..

What the hell was party poison doing with their hair. Witch knows they weren’t taking good care of it. That shit faded after 5 days max. Party Poison red my ass they were orange 60% of the time. Minimum. Sources? I get less solar radiation (and general radiation) than they do and actually use colored conditioner and shit and my hair was hesitant alien-ing after like a week and a half. That’s the real reason Kobra’s hair is just bleached. He knows the sun is the enemy and he will not be dying on the hair dye hill. Party is. They are dying and languishing on that hill with their stupid orange hair again every other week. The real reason the Fab Four are eating powerpup is because their food budget got cut so that party could have more hair dye.

TJIS MAN IS SO SILLU AND SCRUNKLY LIKE I WANT TO CARRY HIM AROUND IN MY POCKRT RN

nobody told me deadmau5 is pronounced ‘dead mouse.’ glad to know i’ve been embarrassing myself for 15 years.

OBSESSED

They sure do make ME happy

wow a button :3

why was ray serving so hard .