My Husband (Ao3) Came Back From War (1h Maintenance) Just To Die Of A Heart Attack (Error 500)

What the hell was party poison doing with their hair. Witch knows they weren’t taking good care of it. That shit faded after 5 days max. Party Poison red my ass they were orange 60% of the time. Minimum. Sources? I get less solar radiation (and general radiation) than they do and actually use colored conditioner and shit and my hair was hesitant alien-ing after like a week and a half. That’s the real reason Kobra’s hair is just bleached. He knows the sun is the enemy and he will not be dying on the hair dye hill. Party is. They are dying and languishing on that hill with their stupid orange hair again every other week. The real reason the Fab Four are eating powerpup is because their food budget got cut so that party could have more hair dye.

this is why i love frank iero

Idk man

Seems pretty likely

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

Thought daughter and thot daughter but it’s just Pete Wentz and Mikey way

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

happy birthday to the greatest tweet of all time 💖

I <3 their silly faces

Kobra “half of battery city all of the zones” Kid or somthing send post

this ain’t a party, get off the dance floor

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(unedited) pics from yesterday’s shoot

a bunch of mikey memes i made : 3