Did Anyone Do This Yet

can i be the official ceo of harper alexander x mayor buckman 🙏🏻am i qualified enoigh to put that in my bio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTIS DRIFTWOOD 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

his cake will be chocolate i think

Those hips...

it’s like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise

someone stomp on them before its too late plz

you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…

sobbing. shitting. puking

OTIS WINS ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 😭😭😭

let's play a game !

will otis' birthday post get more likes than mine

unrelated, happy birthday to ME ! its my BIRTHDAY everyone !

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

what ogre characters would get you for your birthday

i wasn't going to make another and then i did. So. happy birthday to me AGAIN

pavi

- a geneco formality present but with something thrown in

- maybe an inexpensive jewel or two

- if he likes you your gift is him (oiled up and naked probably)

- thank you pavi i guess

the twin

- dead mouse

- piece of confetti

- no wrapping

- not used to real people parties

- thank you twin

harper

- incredibly racist knicknack if he doesn't care (thanks lukas)

- aalittle rock or perhaps a fun stick he found if he does

- maybe something stranger like a bone or tooth

- all wrapped of course

- thank you harper

iggy

- NOTHING

- WASNT INVITED SHOWS UP ANYWAY DOESNT EVEN BRING A GIFT

- when prompted, hands you something from his pocket (bullet, lint, etc.)

- probably there for food

- fuck you iggy