twowhalesandacrab

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Recent pics from a walk

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

Blocking people that push the max caulfield bisexual lie cuz this is my phone and ur not stressing me out on tumblr.com on my own phone

People in charge: the youth want AI they want technology! They want us to move forward with the technology! MORE AI! PUT IT IN EVERYTHING!

Young people: I listen to CDs and would gladly use a flip phone, the chain this rectangle has on me is never ending. I want to live near nature and see my friends often

No no you don't get it. Zarya is not butch. She's just strong with short hair. It's even pink! She has lots of feminine skins and outfits. Moira? Moira is butch. The most she/it lesbian ever. He/she/they even. She's never had a relationship that wasn't queer and the strap stays ON under those slacks.

Bob and Linda bobs burgers send tumble

I had a dream abt my ex but then it became a sex dream abt a butch prison guard so

if rarijack and flutterdash have no fans im DEAD

I don’t think we talk enough about how not being a very sexual person isolates you from a lot of the queer community

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Max Caulfield lesbian this is a true fact

I fucking hate people that are ashamed of everything and think everythings cringe. Just have fun and don’t judge!

Brody Dalle, Gwen Stefani & Shirley Manson

Man are not allowed to like sevika they dont have permission to think or look at her they need to work office jobs and die in wars

My screen time in reality is like 3 hours but cuz I crave the burger man and have bobs burgers on literally all day it’s 11 hours that’s 9 hours of bobs burgers TODAY

More posters EL OH EL

In an effort to get off my phone I made a bunch of posters

Most of you guys are not as empathetic as you think you are

The only heterosexuals ever

I love them

and there's no reason to thank god, because she's right before my eyes.

Shane mccutcheon Shane mccutcheon Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane shaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SHAAAAAAAAAANNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

i have never seen a single episode of The L Word in my life but every time i stumble across a picture or clip of Shane i get so horny i black out for a second

Every time I write in all caps it feels inauthentic

Sometimes it only takes one headcannon for me to know you didn’t understand that character at all

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about

WHAT THE FUCK

I lowkey hate the don’t like don’t read cuz sometimes I scroll past yall’s fics and get super concerned for you then I don’t even wanna read anymore