When Ur So So So So So So Sleepy And Then U Fall Asleep...... Delicious

my sleep deprived eeg on April 21st 2021 will show epileptiform abnormalities

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

guys chat: i think i hit the donation limit on emilys gofundme. i sure hope her cat can get that surgery!

girls chat: L M A O i cannot believe they fell for that gofundme. i just bought a bomb

Source: Dyke Strippers; Lesbian Cartoonists A to Z , edited by Roz Warren

oh i see. you just don’t like me because i’m extremely unlikable

I die from suffocation for a little while every single time I am confronted with the plethora of regrets of my past.

I can’t believe a bunch of men were like “actually, women have it easier when it comes to mental health because everyone already assumes you are weak, irrational, crazy, and stupid 🥺” and a significant amount of feminists were like oh shit good point

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

i started hydroxychloroquine a few days ago. crazy im finally taken seriously. wow