I’m A Bitch, I’m A Lover, I’m A Twink, I’m An Otter

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

Sympathy is only for the able.

People only care that you are sick as long as you are going to get better. Once they find out it is a forever thing, their sympathy suddenly has an expiration date.

my sleep deprived eeg on April 21st 2021 will show epileptiform abnormalities

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

Permanently Closing

IM FUVKING DRUNK god

The fact that people are astonished that spoonies have bad experiences with doctors and that doctors can be ableist makes my heart hurt seeing how privileged they are with their health to not see the ugly side of health care. 

the way they just straight up killed my girl aileen wuornos is like one of americas biggest failures as a nation like they really killed her and for what? for murdering the men that picks up street prostitutes and then gets violent with them? the men that tried to rape her? the men that paid streetwalkers for sex and then raped them and beat them for sport? she did everyone a favor if u ask me honestly she deserved a reward for her service not the fucking chair.