Btw *dies From Lack Of Being Kissed*, If You Even Care

Believing Amber didn’t take a special shrewd/ savvy brilliance u just had to not hate women and not be desperate for conspiracies against them

sorry for being a misandrist but men being bald will never not be funny to me 

sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat

I think about this a lot.

lmao

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

why is everyone who makes a uquiz like that

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever