WE ARE SO CLOSE TO WORLD PEACE EVERYONE 🙏🇲🇽🙏🇲🇽🙏🇲🇽🙏🇲🇽

interviewers trying to stir the pot: wow checo aren't you excited that you qualified AHEAD OF YOUR TEAMMATE??? do you feel like you're BETTER THAN HIM??

checo: i wish max was on pole :(( instead of charles :((( i want him to be able to win and do well :(

Young and cheap is so 😭😭😭

damn they called him a jailbait AND a cheap hooker in the same sentence😭😭

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Just remember that tomorrow is December 28th, for Mexicans is like April's fool, 'Dia de los Santos Inocentes', which means some people release fake news and declarations in a joking tone. Don't fall for any news (particularly Checo news), because last year the prank was that Checo was fired from RBR and Marko was sleeping with Daniel Ricciardo. Ah, and Horner was also sleeping with Wolff (where's the joke in that though).

So I imagine that the joke now is Checo having a new team. As a Chequista/Checolover, that kind of hurts because most of us are waiting for Checo to say something, so I warn you in case you see things tomorrow. I've already seen edits of news that clearly are jokes (Marko now sleeping with Lawson in a very bad photoshopped picture). Still, some of the news sound real, so just be cautious.

And if you are Mexican, don't lend people money! You'll never get it back.

Some drivers post shirtless pics at the gym but Max only has to post a photo of himself wearing something other than team wear and we are all screaming and going feral and shouting thirst trap. I love that for him.

LMAO THAT WAS IT FOR RED BULL??

Okay so I'm looking to get nnta published soon

I mean a steamy mafia romance where the mc is modelled after Carlos Sainz? What more could you want?

IN MY BAGGY BAGGY JEANS

george should get pregnant too, i mean if he really wants to win the fight

You know what pisses me off? People acting so surprised when they see RBR had the most 1-2 podiums from all the teams (3 in total), saying 'Pérez was on podium?' or 'Pérez actually got a P2?'

UGH! He started the season slaying! He got 3 P2 and a P3 afterwards. Then P4 in Miami, and then RBR downfall started. 2024 IS NOT CHECO'S ENTIRE CAREER! But the media and the team made him look like he was such a bad driver, that people is surprised he got podiums in the season.

The same when they say Hulk hasn't had any podiums so far, 'when even Pérez managed to do so'... Nico is a great driver, BUT SO IS CHECO! When they were teammates, the fight was really close, but I admit Nico has the WORST luck ever! He totally deserves podiums, but that doesn't mean that Checo is a bad driver, where does people get this idea? oh, yes, from RBR, they forget Checo has a career of 14 years in F1!

And the fact that he's not in F1 anymore (at least so far) and they keep talking about him... ugh, I thought we were going to have a break from this.

I need Checo news soon or I'll go crazy fighting with anonymous people to defend pookie's honor.