Why would you ever want a boyband when you could have five old German gentlemen singing folk songs about the fact that you need to have a beard if you want to go pirating. Because pirates.
It only says that you need a beard on your chin. It does not say it has to be yours. Also two of them do not have beards so even without one you’re probably in with a chance.
Song: Alle die mit uns auf Kaperfahrt fahren (All who want to come raiding with us)
Blue Hawk
Michelle Pfeiffer photographed by Herb Ritts for Vogue, 1991.
"Wait, it can fly?"
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That is not a face that can wait any longer