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Elusive Joe.

A small town in a western american desert. Saloon. Two cowboys, a local and a visiting, are sitting and drinking whiskey. Suddenly, somebody blasts through the street with wild speed, shooting from the revolvers in all directions and yells: I am Elusive Joe, no one has ever caught me.  No body in saloon pays attention. Visiting cowboy asks local cowboy:  -Bill?  -Yes, Dave.  -What was that?  -That was Elusive Joe, Dave  -Why do they call him Elusive Joe, Bill?  -Because no one has ever caught him yet..  -Why is that, Bill? -Because nobody freaking needs him, Dave

Do you think this dog is still on amphetamines?

C'est un grand bonheur d'avoir quelqu'un à côté de soi qui, peu importe ce qui se passe autour , prend votre main en disant : « N'oublie pas, tu peux toujours compter sur moi… ! »

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