FIC RECs!

I want a Hermitcraft Spiderman au,

Purely for the joke of Mumbo Jumbo being MJ.

It also could be called radiogate.

Alastor x st. Peter

They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.

But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.

We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.

Now, where or when does this happen?

There are two options here:

Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy

Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.

The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...

This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.

Also I have something else:

What LGBTQA+ are you?

Allan: Yes.

LEGO Batman robins

Tim: So what was your first mission as robin?

Dick: Stopping Apocalypse. (Bit exaggerated but basically)

Tim: What?!?

Dick: Oh, no, that was my second. My first was stealing from Superman!😁

Alieninvasion

Aliens: Hello humans! We come in peace!

Humans: They're probably here to kill all worldleaders! We have to stop them!

Aliens: How did they figure it out? We'll have to leave.

Humans: What, no? Nonononono, don't leave us with them!

If there's one thing I can't stand in TTG it's how patrioticly amarican robin is.

Japan : Sir, there was an attack on the eastern front."

Germany : "Defend the border and restore everything after we won the battle."

Italy : "Doitsu, Doitsu! France is invaiding! Help!"

Germany : "Don't worry, we'll launch a counterattack. Tell your troops to prepare for a relocation in case of 5606."

All the other countries on R/place : "You're taking this entirely too seriously."

alastor x st. peter was me, that was me

I don't know what to say but sorry );

I was running on choclate and 3am thoughts

I found some more ships with saint peter in them.

I drew all of them on the same paper so i can save some space in my camera roll (the last one is on the back).

Here's the picture:

Now, my opinions-

1. Saint peter x molly-

It's a cute ship, but we all know he wants a man.

2. Saint peter x sir pentious-

They're both goofy and polite gentlemen. They could talk to each other for hours. But peter might be scared to talk to him. Pentious is quite literally the embodiment of sin (him being a snake🐍🐍🐍). But it could work out in a way...idk how tho-

3. Saint peter x alastor...-

Oh- holy hell- who- Who thought of this?! That radio demon and a twinkie?!?!!? Alastor can trick him into making a deal with him and own his soul-........NO!!!

4. Saint peter x angel dust

Surprisingly, this ship is on the fandom ship wiki.

I have......mixed feelings for this one. It looks cute. Peter could be Angel's guide to better himself. Huskerdust exists, though- I like huskerdust better than this.

5. Saint peter x azrael

@maybethegrimreaper and @heavens-gatekeeper, this is cute🥺😭❤️!!!!! I just imagine Azrael, my interpretation of him in the picture, being tired a lot but has enough energy to spend time with Peter by the gate (or take him out for a date❤️). Y'ALL BETTER MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLZZZZZ🙏🙏🙏🫵🥺

And lastly.........oh god....

SAINT PETER X VAL-

OMG THANK YOU, AZRAEL!!!!!

"Evil like me"'s performance from Disney Decendants totally ripped off dr. Doofenschmirtz.