Alastor: Lawful Evil

Cider reminds me of Coconut Head so I had to do it-

this looks rlly cursed 😭

He is Gone

Shoot one out of a cannon please

Reject geometry, doodle distortion

I love that Markiplier is just universally accepted as the king of fnaf just because he said so. He’s not even the best player. He just said he was the king and we were like “yeah seems legit”

Look at the size of that cock

Birds!

What conversation did me and my family members have today that threw me off my groove?

Topic: Michael Shelly; Normal Eldritch Being or War Criminal?

Me: I mean, you do have a point-

Dad: I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. You said his finger are sharp?

Me: Yeah, they're like long razor blades.

Dad: That doesn't help his case at all! How would he do anything? How could he touch anyone? He can't give anyone a high five, how can he live in a world with no high fives?!

He's gonna online date

what horrific things will gary do today?

Every time Michael/Helen go into their hallways it’s essentially just The Spiral going, “hey do you wanna see me shove my fist in my mouth?” And I think that’s beautiful.

There's something that hits different when you play those baby sensory videos on mute and then open another tab and play the ultrakill ost at 5 am when you haven't slept yet

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