“sorry I Can’t Come Out, I Have Plans”

realest shit ive seen all night

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

i think that it depends on how big the steppy is,,,

Why does he need a- … oh

i cannot save you, but I can save your child.

I will give them the love and care and warmth you wanted to give them, if only you were able to fight a little longer.

I will tell your child of how hard you fought for them, how you gave every part of yourself to ensure your child survived. how you used your bones for their shelter, your meat for their hunger, your tears for their thirst, used your life for theirs. they will know of your sacrifice, and that the sacrifice was of love.

I will give your child what you could not, in your honor. they will know of the warmth of love instead of the scorching heat of despair. they will know of open skies instead of restraints and cages. they will know of happiness and full bellies and gentle rest and of ease.

these should have all been yours to begin with, and yours to give to your child, but my forefathers stripped that of you and your kind. whether I am doing this of my own morality, to atone for the sins of my ancestors, out of guilt that should not be mine, out of kindness from one creature to another... I do not know.

This is my final apology to you.

im sorry I couldn't save you, but I will save your child.

#mecore

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

*Gropes her tits.* Whoops, my hand slipped. Sorry about that. *Gropes her tits.* Silly me. I'm so clumsy. *Gropes her tits.*

i deserve to be made out with and touched inappropriately right now goddammit

"Never say never. My sister said never and then ended up with four kids."

I'm saying never. Was your sister intensely sex-repulsed? Because I am. Does she feel romantic attraction? Because I don't. One person's experiences are not anothers', stop acting like they're the same.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting a partner, a spouse, or kids. Stop acting like everyone needs those things to live a fulfilled life. It's just not true of every person.

"I want to be a dragon."