Waking Up Every Morning Be Like

Satisfactory is an amazing game. Automation is an amazing genre of game. But deep down,

I fucking love ADA. Sassy disembodied AI lady who knows she's in charge. I need her carnally

{so how come when a human starts to smoke after intercource it’s considered sexy and calming, but when my CPU starts smoking after someone backdoors me with their hard drive without an antivirus it’s considered “concerning” and “problematic”}

{humans have such double standards}

I feel like my face is a mask or covering of some kind. Yeah I recognize it as "mine" but it's definitely not my face. It's such a weird experience; I dream that one day I'm just going to wake up and look in the mirror, reach up and click a button and magically my faceplate will pop off to show beautiful machinery underneath.

Oh the woes of transhumanism

fucking robots that actually look like robots. You agree. Reblog.

every time i stutter when i'm talking that means i'm glitching and every time i get confused that means i can't process it or there's an error in my code [typing this as i'm currently charging :3] /gen

I got that nonverbal robo-puppy-mode weed, my speakers being like

Arf! Woof!

robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer

> Needy robot girl who put her charging station by the door so she can be right there when you get home

> Clingy robot girl who is always "accidentally" getting dented or damaged so you'll do her maintenance

> Clingy robot girl who insists on you letting her use your phone as a "body" so she can be carried around in your pocket all day

> Needy robot girl who spend the entire day meticulously doing chores with absolute precision and to absolute perfection so that you'll praise her when you get home

> Needy robot girl who worries you'll replace her because of that one time 2 years ago that she ran out of power in the middle of her housework

> Clingy robot girl who sends push notifications to you if you spend too much time on the computer or your phone without giving her attention

> Needy robot girl who cooling fans because noticeably louder when you hold her hand

> Needy robot girl how has an entire folder on her hard drive dedicated to picture of the two of you together

> Needy robot girl. . . (Its me, I'm the needy robot girl [^-^])