Your robot lover has no idea why you love them so much.
There's no calculation for this, no unit to measure, no outcome to process.
You place fat kisses on their screen face even though they can't kiss back.
You cuddle into them every night even though they insist it would be more comfortable for you if you didn't. They still rub your sore cheek in the morning, red from where it rested on their hard chest plate.
You touch their body even though they can't feel it. Intertwining your fingers, rubbing down their chest, holding their face, kissing their hands.
What's even more confusing to them is why they love it.
Why they find themselves gazing at your sleeping form, gently running their fingers along your back.
Why they think about you far more than they need to. Why you take up so much memory space.
Why they yearn to reciprocate your affections, knowing they can never actually feel you.
They weren't made for love but the fact that you give it to them anyway is a truly selfless act and also the worst thing you could have done to them.
I'm not human, I'm what happens when you give a robot sapience and then mash its mechanical processors into the same shared space as 5 other dorks in a single brain.
This is hilarious and I am now going to go read it and be excited for the adaptation
SOMEHOW THEY'RE MAKING AN ANIME ADAPTATION OF DOES IT COUNT IF YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ANDROID?!?!?!?!
Like…ok. So. I am a fan of this manga. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that at least 85% of the "plot" of this manga is "cute android girl makes office lady cum her brains out in explicit lesbian sex scenes."
Are…are they gonna animate all that??? Because if they don't the anime will be about five minutes long.
I am deeply, deeply curious to see what the anime version turns out to be 😅
I can't phrase any of this any more coherently than I did in the group chat. Of the devil really has just been rattling around in my brain at incredible speeds
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This unit is overdue for refilling its special Estradiol tanks and keeps throwing errors and this is effecting all of its other systems.
Unit intends to bother its partner until tanks are refilled, as they normally perform this maintenance.
confirm
No, Warframe totally wasn't part of my robotkin awakening.
No I totally don't want to look like Rhino and/or Hildryn with sword-steel as my outer chassis layer and a massive body to show off with that's easily customizable with many different parts.
And I totally don't understand Amir and his want to be a machine, both for trauma reasons and the idea of being a disembodied AI is something I've envied throughout the years, nevertheless mention that Cephalons can inhabit multiple machines at once.
Why do you ask?
EXCUSE ME????
My alt account for unhinged robo-posting. I'm +20 years in operation, minors DNI. Amateur smut writer.
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