My "I Am A Robot Pretending To Be Human" Tshirt Has People Asking A Lot Of Questions Already Answered

Did You Know? Computer programs can be lesbians!

Sometimes, I want to be a robot girl. Outside of the context of kink, I mean, which is what I largely see on this site. I mean the kinky stuff, too, but just what the ramifications of being a machine could be intrigue me a lot.

Robot girl who can temporarily disable emotions that aren't useful or socially appropriate.

Robot girl who can power off when she's overwhelmed.

Robot girl who can patch her missing knowledge about social situations and rules.

Robot girl who can change her body at will.

Robot girl who shows you her operating system because she wants you to know her. Really, really, know her.

Robot girl connected to a whole network of other robot girls so that she never feels alone.

I just want to be robot girl.

In this house we stand for the flag.

Do your patriotic duty. Salute the flag.

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Eating food? No, I’m getting fuel. Sleeping? No, I’m re-charging. Zoning out? No, I’m buffering. Studying? No, I’m downloading information.

"My son turned out fine"

sir your daughter writes microfiction about being dismembered and turned into an object by a pretty woman.

Hey all you techkin/Robokin and anyone else adjacent.

Take care of your biological hardware in the moment or you may never see the day you might be able to get technological hardware!

Stay safe, keep your coolant topped off, and run your regular maintenances. <3

Robot girl with Plug-&-Play limbs, who swaps them out constantly, trying every variation she can think of, yet none of them seem to feel right for her, and she's never able to figure out what exactly feels off with each of them

This as a womb tattoo

You can smack this machine like an old tv if you want...

It may want to fiddle with its antenna a bit afterwards though...