My Mom: Gosh, You Should Read More Often.
My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.
Me: *defensively* I read!
My mom: Really? What do you read?
My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.
Me: Uhh… literature?
More Posts from Urfriendlywitch and Others
I used to love ready smutty fanfictions but now they just make me laugh some are so fucking cringey I love it
Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.
While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.
How to handle a dumbass brother;
1. Ignore him when he's annoying you. Soon he will get bored.
2. He's still annoying you? Stab him.
Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.
Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.
Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*
"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."
At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.
I think the creators of our fav shows know about the theories. I think they just want to fuck with us
Dear Russo Brothers
THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
same same same same same same
Me: *has phone phobia*
My parents: You're on phone duty.
Me:
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