Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
can you list out some of the unhinged things sp has done? im re-reading orv rn and it just genuinely amazes me how seriously i took this guy when his arc came about XD prior to that he was just the silly chill dude that sent weird silly messages lol
sp enjoyer pipeline be like: hehe silly guy -> wow thats terrifying -> he's pathetic actually <3 -> oh he's so sad 😢 -> he's so pathetic <3 -> good for him honestly -> he's so pathetic-
i will try my best to list as many things that i remember but also note that im aware not every message kdj received was sent by him as opposed by the kkomas but i Might overlook some of these since the kkomas are part of him too
sp was shown to like kdj at his most wicked, as he calls it, just for him to call him pathetic in front of yjh. it's okay beloved ik this was crucial to your character development
he finds the idea of yjh impregnating kdj to be ridiculous and then sponsors kdj 600 coins (yes ive checked)
speaking of sponsorships that one time he basically mocked the constellations of silla by sponsoring kdj the coins that mjw was trying to give to kdj lol he's a shit disturber at heart (his 666th turn exists after all)
he also congratulated kdj when he became sys's sponsor (isnt he cute) and then kdj went on a tangent about how theres no way sp is ordinary cuz no glucose guardian can possibly be weak and ordinary regardless of the simple titles
he can comfort a sad swk and gossip about joongdok to uriel (well probably kkomas but REGARDLESS theres at least one kkoma thats a fudanshi. thats enough for me)
he crashed the constellation banquet like it was nothing. shit disturber as i said
when fourth wall is deactivated briefly, sp 'snaps' at the outer gods/great ones trying to spy on kdj while simultaneously spying on kdj himself
he sacrificed his fingers in order to save kimcom and when kdj tried to "rebel" like !!what if i dont do what you want? he went i still have more fingers left. like kdj bestie ur not winning an argument against him rn
he showed up in white, a color yjh very much "detests" and kidnapped kdj in front of yjh. not only that but he also mocked yjh's powerlessness while he was at it. it's the way the only reason sp hates this version of yjh is bcs he has kdj and he didnt for me
he's created 1.8k+ chibi dolls of himself
next is the 2nd kidnapping. can you call it unhinged if one of your exes shows up at your door and she immediately realizes that theres someone you desperately want to protect even after ruining so many worldlines?? idk tis up to yall
when he mentioned to poseidon that he has already killed him 25 times just for shits and giggles and then proceeded to kill him again
when astronaut yjh was abt to die and sp shows up like "bitch u wish for that luxury" "anw this will be the last time i save your weakass cuz unlike you i actually got a kdj to take care of. bye lmao"
anw this got longer than i anticipated but here it is. my lil list of sp's unhinged moments. im pretty sure I've missed a few here and there but this guy is mentioned like 800 times in the novel and i dont have the patience to look through it all without getting distracted
man i love some good ol "my boyfriend came to save me at the nick of time" moments in orv
they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview
Kim Dokja: Batman
I don’t care that he’s more like Catwoman personality-wise. He is just as much of a serial adopter as Bruce
Yoo Joonghyuk: Catwoman
The Punisher
Han Sooyoung: the (LegoBatman) Joker
Or Harley Quinn so she can pair with Sangah
Lee Jihye: Stephanie Brown
Teenage girls with reluctant respect for the team leader. guys c’mon
Lee Gilyoung: Dick Grayson
Eldest Daughter Syndrome 😞
Shin Yoosung: Damian Wayne
They both like animals. Otherwise, Cassandra Cain
Biyoo: Jarro
They act the same. Look at Jarro’s dialogue and tell me Biyoo wouldn’t say the same things
Kim Namwoon: Jason Todd
Edgy (reflections of Kim Dokja/Batman that are somewhat resented because of the similarities). Dead. Stayed in Hell for a bit.
Han Donghoon: Tim Drake
He’s part of KimCom and I will fistfight you if you say otherwise. This is fanon Tim Drake, but it’s okay. I could also say Barbra Gordon, but…
Jang Hayoung: Barbra Gordon
The Wall of Communication + her standing with Kim Dokja
Lee Seolhwa: Leslie Tompkins or Talia Al Ghul
Depends on if she’s hood or “evil.” The only difference is that she dates Catwoman instead of Batman if she’s Talia. If she’s good, Anna Croft is Talia
Yoo Sangah: Poison Ivy
Vibes…
Jung Heewon: Wonder Woman
LOOK AT HER
Lee Hyunsung: Superman
LOOK AT HIM
happy pride month to joongdok and sangsoo but specifically sidestory joongdok and sangsoo because it hit so hard when hsy was like "What was happiness? Han Sooyoung could no longer recall the word's meaning. However Han Sooyoung believed [The constellation Lotus Blooming Under the Moonlight (ysa) looks at you] a companion would remember the meaning of the word for her."
and when yjh was like Yoo Joonghyuk who has repeated regressions for thousands of times must have many memories he wanted to forget. Some memories must have tortured his feelings, and some must have clouded his judgment. "Just because the memories have disappeared doesn't mean the place where they were made has also disappeared. And... there's a guy (kdj) who has a better memory than me."
I've started playing Hades 2 recently, and I had to combine things I like.
Bihyung fell in love with Kim Dokja at some point after the Demons World Arc
let's see which will be faster, your sword or my tongue
I havent picked up my ipad in years so I apologize this literally looks nothing like him😭 but anyway im happy i still tried💔
About to start my artist era it seems
as enamored as I am with yoohankim, my mind keeps drifting to dokja x heewon x hyunsung.
the dynamics being the sword, the shield, and the body they’re protecting
"Kim Dokja's breaths, his appearance, his laughter, and his manner of speech [...] And... The glint in his eyes when he recalls the story he loves. [...] 'I can just read from the beginning again'. -CH. 438
(music cr: Train to Busan OST "Goodbye World" by Jang Young Gyu)
remember that time yoo joonghyuk rode kim dokja like a surfboard to escape the gay allegations?
yoohankim superhero au where yjh and hsy are mortal enemies (hsy is the villain obv) and dokja is a regular civilian.
they’re all dating but dokja is the only one who knows their identities
happy (belated) mothers day !! ft namgung minyoung & yoo joonghyuk :,)) I've been wanting to draw them
Oh to be an archangel in Eden looking upon the shirtless incarnation training in the courtyard
Han sooyoung x yoo sangah is yuri, han sooyoung x jung heewon is yaoi