urmomsfirstboyfriend

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endless life on farm with merlin

_only_ for the field work no homo

excalibur :)

"No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn."

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

okay fine i’ll re-watch iwtv again

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

no outlining, we struggle with the plot halfway through like real men /j

unironically motivated to update and finish my fics because of the looming threat of world war three. i think everyone can have a little smut as a treat

save me interactive displays at museums save me

I love when I’m reading a fic and it’s evident that the author has a favourite word/phrase/metaphor they like to use because it’s used again and again.

As a writer, I worry that people will find it annoying when I do this but as a reader I find it so endearing, it’s like walking into someone’s bedroom and its immediately obvious what they’re favourite colour is.

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

I deserve an em dash. As a little treat

Saw someone do this for Merthur and it had to he done for Hansry

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

grammar this. grammar that. sometimes 'grammatically correct' just doesn't hit the spot. the vibes are telling me to laugh in the face of the english language and that's exactly what I'm going to do, one incorrectly structured sentence at a time.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

walking past kfc gives me goddamn dead wife flashbacks

writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived