Me And My Obese Gato

1 reblog = 1 spoonful of medicine for darry

i know se hinton was prolly joking about darry being a stripper but i choose to believe it you cant stop me from drawing low quality stripper darry

shoves art and reference in your face

Stupid dumb stinky doodle from a few days ago that I love

Like imagine Ponyboy just hanging out in a tree and Darry being so confused. Hed be like "Pony get down and go do your homework??? Why are you up there in the first place???" and Ponyboy saying with a straight face "..Its fun!"

HES A LITTLE GUY OMGG I LOVE HIM

IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE STEVE RANDLE

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

guys do we think mermaids even have sex??? they dint have balls or pussy so do they js not??? Or do they have fish sex and like inject sperm into each other??? What abt gay fish sex? lesbian fish sex?? I have so many questions but if I say this to my friends they will call me a faggot

my children (trust im Larry's and ash's dad)

redraw of that photo in both ash's and larry's lockers :)