Yanking On My Stupid Looking Penis Again

Sally face headcanons!!!

Sal fisher/ Sally face

It's Canon he's into metal but also i feel like he'd LOVE the grunge movement and grunge music

pops his prosthetic eye out to freak out travis

He wouldnt be SUPER into video games but something in me js knows this man LOVES cozy games like Unpacking and Animal Crossing

LOVES cats but not in the "Aww look at this little guy!" way. NO. hes like OBSESSED with any cat he sees.

Larry Johnson

gets caught skipoing classes ALL THE TIME! like he has no idea who some of his teachers are because he has never showed up in those classes

Rip Larry Johnson you would have loved playing guitar with sal 🙏

Sold weed in high school

holds no grudges what so ever! Like you could chop his arm off and hell be like "Oh damn this sucks. Anyways back to what I was saying-"

His deepest darkest secret is that whenever Sal says he's gonna put Gizmo on a diet he gives Gizmo some treats..

Ashley Campbell

SHE WOULD LOVE DOCUMENTARYS ABT RANDOM SHIT LIKE AILENS

I can see ash watching cartoons just for the adult jokes and nostalgia

She listens to riot grrl music + some metal from Larry

Doodles her friends and makes them into stickers for funsies :3

DIY's most of her clothes and has 5 year old crust pants

Concert buddies with Maple! they've gone to so many concerts they don't even remember half of them :3

Todd Morrison

soo bad at social cues.. Like when he first met Neil he had no idea he was flirting until Larry pulled Todd to the side and was like "that guy is totally into you."

Finds the smell of weed to be comforting because that's what his parents smell like

Genuienly feels bad for Travis because of all the shit Travis has to deal with at home

In collage hed get dunkin donuts EVERY DAY.

Todd's convinced that Gizmo is his long lost son.

Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:

anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)

an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)

emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)

the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)

Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)

offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)

how to hire a dating coach (????)

mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)

a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)

coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)

Curly crash out.

Featuring @GetGianni

Yk when u trans so hard that you get gender and then forget ur not out the closet but then remember that everyone in your life can 100% tell your queer bc u act like a little gaybo? Yeah, that's me rn 😼

this is the kinda shit that got me giggling and kicking my feel whimsically

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

my they/them child named miso :3

I can only speak for myself but I know that if you turn the aliens into plushies I will absolutely buy one of each

ok im so sorry for using your ask from probably a few weeks ago to advertise this but...

MAKESHIP FLUG PLUSH CAMPAIGN IS HAPPENING NOW NOW NOW NOWWW

ive been super nervous to annouce this as this is my first deal with like, anything, like THIS EVER. but wooohoo!!... i really hope this goes well and everyone will see that green

i dont wanna come right out and say it but you definitely kiss boys in ur free time

Oh js wait till I tell u what happened on monday