No Portal Incident AU I Love You, Please Take Me Back

The other day I went to see Oppenheimer with some friends, and on the way out the friend who invited us goes “I thought it was a comedy” I want to know what trailer he saw

To day I was talking to my friend and was trying to say “my mouth tastes like sunscreen” but instead said “my mouth tastes like spiders”

I think my biggest canon event is when my dad read me the first and half of the second books from the dark tower series when I was in fourth grade before deciding hey maybe this is a little two adult for you. Like this genuinely changed me a lot as a person I would be very different if this didn’t happen

I want to go through the washing machine

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

decoded a stan twins “fun” fact from book of bill below the cut. SPOILERZ

if you assign the bros secret code to a thru z in order (see figure 1):

then you can decode what ford writes in the journal when he’s thinking about calling stanley (see figure 2, already decoded)

this is devastating right? this is bad and evil and makes you want to curl up and weep? because he misses his brother so dearly and it’s really tragic that they’ve been so angry with each other for so long? Well it gets worse

there’s a bit in the end where stanley cussed out bill. i recognized the code and Chat i wanted this word to be fuck so badly you had no idea. i would’ve been happy with a bullshit. but INSTEAD it’s SAD AND DISMAL.

assuming that ! is y (since it’s not legible from the photo) it says LOVE YA BRO. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

this hurts right? this too is bad? because now you’ve let The Implications sink in. because The Implications are that over decades and decades of hating each other and missing each other and Being Complicated both stanley and stanford REMEMBERED the secret code they made together at 12.

and then you go, duh! stanley got his memory wiped. stanford must have RETAUGHT HIM THE BROS SECRET CODE. WHICH IS ALMOST SADDER AND SWEETER.

DUDE. DUDEEEEEE

they are so brothers. this made me really abnormal. if u can’t tell

Can someone tell the people at Disney to bring back the palace pets game

Hatsune Miku should have her own cereal