Another Funny Story From Journal 3

What do you mean they have the same voice actor! 😳

pose practice! they are drunk and happy as hell

stanford doesnt have any special shirts for such moments with F so he keeps his usual and boring blue one, also he stole F's tie!!! did you see this ??? robbery in broad daylight,sheesh

I love Jennifer Coolidge soo much 😭😭😭

bro fumbled so hard he died

One thing that infuriates me about dreamscapers is why didn’t Stan just hide the deed in the portal room

To day I was talking to my friend and was trying to say “my mouth tastes like sunscreen” but instead said “my mouth tastes like spiders”

Great screen shot

This smile was insane! He finally found someone who could take his cat-like temperament. Someone he can scratch as hard as he likes, and he won't be hurt. Someone who will take all the hits and never leave. Someone who will give him back as hard as he gives. Someone who won't die on him.

All the codes people have been finding about Euclydia and such on the thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com website paint a rather positive picture of Bill's parents. It seems like they loved and cherished him deeply. And don't get me wrong—I'm sure they cared a lot about Bill (especially his mother, with whom he looks like he bonded the most). However, let's not forget what Alex mentioned about Bill's relationship with his parents:

(Paraphrasing what I remember) "If you think Stanley's relationship with his family was bad, Bill's was a thousand times worse."

You have to remember, they were PURPOSEFULLY POISONING him, making him GO BLIND so that he would stop rambling about the third dimension and the concept of 'up'.

Bill was literally ostracized from society, and in a desperate attempt to explain the concept of higher dimensions to a 2D life form, he condemned to death everyone he once knew and cared about.

This guy had been harboring such a deep grudge against all the people who tried to silence him that one day he just couldn't take it anymore and decided to 'show them all' what the third dimension looked like. He didn't succeed.

So, while his parents might have been well-meaning individuals who only wanted the best for their little Billy, they are NOT saints and are, in a significant way, responsible for Bill's destructive outcome.

And still, despite all this, to this day, he can't seem to forget them.

"All he draws are red and blue triangles"

He loved them.

(Ugh I need to sleep what the hell is even this rant wtf)

what we had