They Call It Watersports Bc When A Girl Holds Her Mouth Open For Ur Stream Despite How Obviously Gross

I think about him sometimes

i went to the dentist and i made sure not to swallow a single time while the lady was working in my mouth, in hopes that it would let her know about my gag reflex. just In Case

god took away my first person pronouns for a while, but im happy to announce ive defeated him with my baseball bat. should take him a couple months to get out of the hospital, so if you wanna commity some sinnies with me nows the time!! my life is joyous and filled with beauty.

:^D i love everyone!!! for real!!!!!!!

no. fucking application or website should be able to pop anything up in front of me or have a banner slide down and move everything on the screen when i am just trying to fucking navigate menus. literally not one time have either of these things happened and been useful or sold their side product or new feature or whatever at best it makes me clickt he wrong thing and makes me hate their service 15% more

(sagely) they’re called broad shoulders because broads have em

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

ngl for lot of my life i thought parents sitting their kids down and telling them how babies are made was just a thing they made up for comedies on tv so now im curious how common it actually is.

any second now everyone is going to notice the massive unsalvageable flaw that even I cannot begin to pinpoint

Little Alice and her little Alice