Hmmmm

What if Tyler was a football player and he kissed this smol blu freshman in the stands and people started freaking out cause… who is he?

EheehehE YESSSall the whispers of “whose that nerd hes with??”and Ethan for 2 seconds is like oh wow he kissed me he really likes me oh my- but then immediately flops to fear like IM GONNA GET WRECKED TOMORROW IN CLASS- NOOOO. THERE ARE GIRLS AT THIS SCHOOL WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH HIM- THEYRE GONNA KILL ME.and him all squeaky and jittery like. thats it, im dead, theyre gonna kill me. Theyre gonna beat me up and im gonna die.So Tyler comes in the next day all bright and happy, ready to see Ethan and maybe properly ask him out on a more official date, but he sees how nervous Ethan is like “oh no did I fuck things up???” Aaaah i just want to draw them more in this au. its pretty much just a highschool au, but them being friends with Cool Patrol Mark and Jack both playing cupid is the cutest thing eVER.

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

After Ham and Noir get into an argument

Ham: That’s it! Come on Peni! We’re leaving!

Peni: So is Noir not going to be my daddy anymore?

Ham: HE’S NOT MINE ANYMORE EITHER!

Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant.

Pleasantville (1998) dir. Gary Ross

Bioshock Scenery → [1/?]

why is no one talking about this???? ?? ? ?

i had this idea for a bagginshield comic last night and it was so funny that i kept giggling while trying to get to sleep, but i can’t draw to save my life so i’m putting the idea down here, in case any artists i know want to take a shot at it

it was bilbo and gandalf in the first panel, doing the whole “can you promise i will come back?” / “no, and if you do, you will not be the same” exchange

and then the second panel would be bilbo sitting in his armchair with an incredulous sarcastic crumpled-up expression like “okay gandalf O K A Y”

and then it’d be a timecard with 2 years later on it

and then in the third panel, bilbo would be sitting in exactly the same position, but on a throne, and all decked up in jewellery and fine clothes and in a crown, with thorin as king next to him, and he’s just got the funniest expression on his face like “fuck, he was right” ☞

So rare and beautiful pairing ❤

Afterwards when Stiles was asleep in sheets still damp with sweat, Scott carefully brushed the hair from the other man’s face and traced the swell of his lips with one finger. There was always something similar about Stiles no matter what shape he took. The way he held himself, the stupid sense of humor, the hard edges and darkness inside of him even when he could be gentle. It was the way his lips would quirk when he was thinking, the restlessness in his hands, and how he could make Scott feel human again more than anyone else could. 

Scott loved him already, or maybe loved him still. Always.

Fic by @nevertrustastilesthing and @runicscribbles​

Art by @kurocyou​

Artwork for the Sciles fic, Ab Aeterno! Pirate Sciles and their immortal love through history: 

[Read on AO3]

Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley

Gives nose/forehead kisses:

Percy, actually.  Even if he is less demonstrative of his affection compared to his family, and less fond of PDA than Oliver, he did grow up in a large, loving family and it’s natural for him to show it.  In private his “business” facade fades into soft touches and frequent kisses

Gets jealous the most:

Percy.  Though he really tries not to, he can’t help comparing where he is in his life to others (including Oliver sometimes).  Percy doesn’t get jealous of other people regarding Oliver though.  (But Oliver does, low-key.  He sees all the guys checking Percy out even if Perc doesn’t notice.)

Takes care of on sick days:

Oliver takes care of Percy because he becomes the most incapable baby ever (and Oliver suspects he makes it worse by giving in but also really doesn’t care)

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day:

Oliver!

Brings the other lunch at work:

Oliver.  Practically that just makes more sense… And he misses Percy when he isn’t training yet Perc still has to work.  Though Percy has been known to randomly drop by practices a couple times a season.

Tries to start role-playing in bed:

They both list it when they’re thinking of fun new things to do, but neither of them can stick to their roles, they end up laughing about it and it doesn’t become a thing

Embarrassingly drunk dancer:

OLIVER

Firmly believes in couples costumes:

Oliver.  Percy doesn’t fight him too hard on it though.  He does for show, but he’s happy to make Oliver happy

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas:

Percy

Makes the other eat breakfast:

Percy when Oliver isn’t training or in season

Remembers anniversaries:

Percy

Brings up having kids first:

Neither; it’s kind of just known that they enjoy their nieces and nephews, and Oliver loves coaching kids but they’re happy to not have any of their own

Kills the bugs:

Oliver

First to define them as a couple:

Oliver  (Percy had been wondering and unsure but had no idea how to bring it up without being awkward but then they’re at a party and Oliver starts introducing him as his boyfriend. “You didn’t think I was going to let anyone here think they have a chance of stealing you from me, did you?” he says when Percy gives him a delightfully surprised look.)

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer:

P E R C Y

Snorts while laughing:

Percy

<3