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Hey! Who in BNHA would be certain Greek deities?

Todoroki: Alaster, god of family feuds and avenger of evil deeds.

Bakugo: Ares, god of war. Represents the physical, violent, and untamed aspect of war.

Deku: Atlas, the titan of astronomy. Condemned to carry the world on his back.

Ochako: Elpis, the spirit and personification of hope.

Aizawa: Hypnos, the god of sleep.

Tsuyu: Amphitrite, goddess of the sea, wife of Poseidon.

Momo: Athena, goddess of wisdom, art, and strategy.

Kirishima: Kratos, god of strength and power.

Kaminari: Caerus, the minor god of opportunity, luck, and favorable moments.

All Might: Heracles, the greatest of the Greek heroes. He became the god of heroes, sports, athletes, health, and was the divine protector of mankind. Known as the strongest man on earth.

Mic: Dionysus, the god of wine, ecstasy, and theatre.

Midnight: Peitho, goddess of persuasion and seduction

Iida: Aristaeus, the minor patron god of animal husbandry, bee keeping, and fruit trees.

Tokoyami: Erebus, primordial god of darkness.

Shinso: Chaos, the god who fills the gap between Heaven and Earth.

Neito: Momus, the god of satire, mockery, and unfair criticism.

Ibara: Demeter, goddess of agriculture, fertility, and the harvest.

Endeavor: Zelus, the god of dedication, envy, jealousy, and zeal.

Stain: Charon, the Ferryman of Hades.

Recovery Girl: Achelois, a minor moon goddess whose name means “she who washes away pain”

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”

please consider: young Toshinori as a pizza delivery boy

I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy

My friends made us a Halo Energy Sword as a (belated) wedding gift. I am cry, it’s so beautiful. Sword and concept by Sean Bradley Studio, electronics kit by Josh Kane.

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

hey you lovely mod !! could i please get hcs for the shiggy, dabi, himiko, and kurogiri with a chubby and soft mutual mom friend (whos younger than most of them except maybe himiko)? who just wants the best for them? like giving them forhead kisses, making them lunch, giving them a key to her place in case they need it, letting them nap on her lap, etc. but is unfazed by their villainy and isn't really scared of them at all?

Shigaraki: 

◾️ He’s like the kid who has to act cool in front of his friends so he’s like ‘Jeez, stop will you?! Not in front of the League!” But you don’t take it seriously because..

◾️ He literally just lathers himself in your care and affection. It might be mostly selfish of him, but he loves it. He loves having food made for him, loves that you’re so loyal and faithful, loves that you’re so comfortable to let him rest on your lap.

◾️ You can coddle him all you want. He’ll be like a puppy. A Rottweiler puppy. Where he can look mean and scary but he’s truly just sweet. At least to you.

◾️ Often he’ll command you things like ‘Make me this! I want it now!’. When he tries to intimidate you and it doesn’t work, he’ll eventually give in to you.

◾️ When he gets boo boos you tend to them and he just sits calmly as you do so. You’re the first person he goes to.

◾️ grumbles when you give him forehead kisses but secretly enjoys it. 

Dabi: 

◾️ baby boi. 

◾️ He takes your coddling with open arms, but you find that he becomes equally as affectionate toward you. Not to the extent of making you meals, but protecting you and caring about your well-being.

◾️ Dabi sleeps a lot. He’ll often be using your lap (Or chest, where he’ll just snuggle his head right in) to sleep. A heavy sleeper, and he’ll have his arms wrapped around you so tight that even if you want to move, you can’t.

◾️ Also he likes eating. So your meals go a long way with him. Dabi honestly just takes advantage of all the perks of having you around.

◾️ If he doesn’t receive a kiss from you he’ll be like “Where’s my kiss? What, you’re not going cold on me are you?”

◾️ Honestly isn’t sure how to handle it at first though. He thinks you’re playing some kind of game so he’s just rude and mean… but when he realizes your heart is in the right place…

◾️ Well he thinks that you’re crazy and calls you ‘crazy lady’ all the time, but it’s not with mean intentions.

Himiko:

◾️ uhhhh be careful with her? She might ask if she can cut you up and see you beat up, because she thinks you’ll look extra pretty that way… just reject her, she won’t do it if you don’t say it’s okay. She’ll look sad though.

◾️ But really, she loves having you there to care about her. Sometimes her hair might get messed up or she might have a stain on her outfit. You’re the first person she goes to to help with that.

◾️ Lots of her sitting down while you do her hair or even paint her nails. She likes to take you shopping too, to help get advice on what cute outfit she should steal buy.

◾️ She’s probably the only one to give you kisses instead of the other way around. 

◾️ She also loves jumping onto your back or just onto you and cuddling you. You’re warm and soft and overall she just loves being close to you. Often she’ll go on and on to you about Izuku or something. Just listen - she’s happy to be able to have ‘girl talk’ with someone finally. 

Kurogiri:

◾️ You are his wife.

◾️ Well, maybe not officially, but it seems that way. He’s forever thankful that he has someone else around to help him take care of the League of Babies

◾️ When you try to give him a kiss and you just kind of… phase through him he looks at you for a moment and then says “I appreciate the gesture. Thank you.”

◾️ He’s another one who doesn’t ask for much from you but gladly gives back. He’ll ask if you need anything, will give you meals of your own - whatever you need that’s within reason.

◾️ Yeah he probably has a crush on you… Shigaraki knows this and is the first one to point it out.

◾️ Like Dabi, he thinks that you’re crazy for not being the least bit intimidated. 

◾️When the bar fails, your apartment is the first backup if the League is ever in need of assistance or a hideout. So it will just be filled with a bunch of unique looking individuals just sitting around waiting for you to tend to them. Except Kurogiri, who insists he helps you take care of the others.

◾️ Is pretty embarrassed, in a flustered sort of way, when you coddle him too.

HOLD ME BACK. HOLD ME BACK. I’M PUNCH THIS FAUX-PLAGUE-DOCTOR’S BEAK OFF.

MIRIO-SENPAI KICK THAT MAN IN THE A. On another note, omg I’m happy they’re not related…this child deserves HAPPINESS.

You know what I just realized… if the Dabi Todoroki theory is true… then Dabi is the only child who got ALL of Endeavor’s looks. He got the red hair, the eyes, the quirk- everything. He looked like Endeavor the most out of all the kids- even Shouto.

And yeah that’s obvious lol but like,,, imagine what that must mean for his relationship with his mom.

Imagine how hard it must have been for her to be in the same room as the kid who looks like Endeavor, How fear must have entered her eyes for a split second every time she saw him. And as she grew worse she probably couldn’t even stand to look at him or be in the same room, and the older he got the more he looked like Endeavor, and he probably noticed.

How could you NOT notice, and at first he must have been so confused, scared he did something wrong, and goes out of his way to try and make it right, only to notice it’s getting worse.

Imagine the crushing realization he must of had when he realized his mother didn’t like him, that his mother was scared of him.

We know she was close to Shouto, and even tho we don’t know her relationship with the other kids I would assume that she would be closer to the ones who didn’t remind her of Endeavor.

And a little kid would notice that.

What if he grew to hate his looks. The looks that made his mother hate him.

And that’s what made him change his hair color and scar his face and body.

As to not be reminded of the fear in his mother’s eyes every time he looked in a mirror…

It’s just a theory ofc but like, if Dabi is a Todoroki his relationship with his mom would be VERY strained.

Can you make any headcannons for how Class 1-A and Monoma (cause I love that cocky little shit) would react to someone having a Incubus/Succubus Quirk? (Basically taking on the traits and abilities of the sex demon).

I assume you wanted both the girls and boys from class 1-A, but I wasn’t able to do every single one just ‘cause I didn’t have inspiration for some of them, and it was also really long. I did throw in some other characters as well though, to sate my own thirst lmao. 

Midoriya: This little cinnamon roll would probably be flustered as hell when he finds out how your Quirk works. He’s so innocent to most things that he can’t help but get all timid and blushy whenever he’s around you. You honestly think it’s super cute so you end up teasing him with your powers every now and then, which basically turns him into a helpless pile of goo.

Bakugou: He pretends like he’s not fazed, but he’s actually having some real dirty thoughts. Bakugou’s never had any experience in the love/physical department (even though he likes to act cocky), so knowing how your Quirk works honestly makes him feel embarrassed. He also hates thinking that he could fall victim to your Quirk and just be utterly helpless—because he knows you would have him wrapped around your finger. Blushes pretty often around you, and tries to avoid eye-contact when he’s extra flustered. 

Todoroki: At first he’s just like “what?” but then he’s like “…oh.” He understands that having a power that can seduce others could actually be really strong and may catch people off-guard in battle, but it does make him a little uncomfortable to think about. Todoroki’s mind ends up wandering more than he would like, and he finds himself imagining what sort of things you would do…with him. Kind of just feels ashamed, and tries to force the thoughts to the back of his mind, but his expression will slip up every now and then whenever he’s around you.

Iida: Straight up thinks it’s indecent as hell, and just can’t wrap his head around how someone would go about using a power like that. Sure, he obviously understands what you do with it, but like…it’s so inappropriate?? Class Prez does not approve, and he hates the tight knot he gets in his stomach whenever he brushes shoulders with you. Just thinking about you using your Quirk on someone (him) gets him all rattled and he’ll just start moving in that robotic manner with a big blush on his cheeks.

Kaminari: It’s literally the sexiest thing in the world?? Like omg are you an angel?? (no you’re more of a demon actually lol) He’s pretty well-established as a big perv, so knowing that you have a sexual Quirk like that just really turns him on. He’s always flirting with you hardcore, even though he usually ends up making a fool out of himself, but he just can’t resist. He’ll try to act slick and all, but he doesn’t actually have any relationship experience, and will get pretty flustered around you if you ever seductively brush your hand by his cheek or lick your lips. Let’s just say he’s definitely spent his fair share of time in bed imagining what it would be like if you used your Quirk on him. 

Kirishima: It’s not a really manly thing to do, but he does have dirty thoughts about you when he first finds out what your Quirk is. Honestly, he feels guilty imagining such things, but he just can’t help looking at you and seeing how damn hot you are and then knowing the things you’re capable of. He doesn’t care if he gets paired up to spar against you and loses—he wants to be able to experience your powers firsthand.

Tokoyami: Bird exe. has stopped working. No but like, he gets so flustered over your Quirk that he honestly just doesn’t know how to deal. Tokoyami’s a bit more reclusive than most, but he’s definitely spent more time admiring you from afar than he would like to admit. He’s not good with intimacy and the like, so imagining you to do those kind of…things is a little rattling for him. He will usually be pretty good at remaining composed around you, but his feathers sometimes fluff up and you might notice a small blush flaring up from underneath.

Monoma: He loves it, honestly. Not only is it hot, but he thinks it’s actually a really cool, useful Quirk that can take down even the best of people (including himself). His own Quirk revolves around making use of other people, so he likes to think you guys are sort of similar in some way. Monoma will act cocky and smirk around you, as if he’s unfazed, but he starts blushing like crazy whenever you do anything that hints at seduction. Of course, he’ll just be laughing like a madman, as usual, outright denying that he’s affected by your charms. He’s in for one hell of a ride when you do use your Quirk on him.

Shinsou: Probably won’t be much affected by your Quirk, as long as he can make you talk. He doesn’t like using his Brainwashing powers in general, but he’ll do it if he ever needs to fight you off. That being said, he might not want to. Shinsou hardly ever shows his emotions, but the second he found out what kind of Quirk you had he started acting awkwardly around you. If he really wanted to, he could always brainwash you into forcibly using your Quirk on him (aka doing dirty stuff with him), but he wants you to do it willingly. He just hopes that he can remember exactly what happened once it’s over. 

Uraraka: Her rosy cheeks will be even more pronounced whenever she’s around you. She’s so innocent and precious, just the thought of what your Quirk entails makes her entire body burn. Sometimes, when she gets extra flustered around you, she accidentally makes herself float, and it’s the cutest thing in the world. 

Yaoyorozu: Much like Iida, she thinks it’s “indecent”, but doesn’t dismiss the strength and potential of your powers. Obviously, you can’t choose what type of Quirk you’re born with, but thinking about the sexual nature of yours just makes her feel kind of…warm? She’s usually straight-laced and composed, but is actually very easily flustered and sometimes loses her cool whenever she’s around you. One time you ran your finger across her neck and she literally squealed. 

Jirou: Acts cool and aloof, but is pretty timid on the inside. She doesn’t really have a dirty mind or anything, but sometimes it wandered too far and she ended up thinking about what kind of stuff you might do to people. She can be a bit hard to read at times, but she’ll blush whenever she’s around you every now and then. She definitely doesn’t want to have you fight you at any point because she thinks she would just die of shame if you used your Quirk on her.

Tsuyu: Probably isn’t too much affected, since she doesn’t have a dirty mind at all. She’s definitely given your Quirk some thought though, and might have made a really direct comment about it at some point. Hasn’t imagined having you use your powers against herself specifically, but would probably not be able to keep a straight face it the two of you got too close. 

Hatsume: She thinks it’s neat! Honestly, there’s not much that gets her embarrassed since she practically has no shame, but she’d like to examine your body (wink wink) and see what sort of stunts you’re capable of. She also wants to try and design some sort of equipment for you to use, and see what other kind of inventions you synchronize with. If you used your Quirk on her, she’d honestly be pretty into it, and might even ask you do it again (this girl seriously has no shame it’s amazing). 

Toga: Has a pretty dirty mind—it’s usually more sinister and violent than sexual, but anything goes, really. Much like Hatsume, there’s really not much that gets her embarrassed, and she’ll probably just be really flirty and excited whenever she’s around you. Definitely wants you to use your Quirk on her and see how it feels, hopes to make it become a regular thing if it’s as enjoyable as she imagines it to be. 

Dabi: He lives for this shit, honestly. The second he found out what your Quirk was like, he found himself even more drawn to you. Not only are you gorgeous, but your powers are sexy as hell, too. Will definitely be extra flirty around you, hoping to make the seduction a two-way street. Under normal circumstances, he would never be submissive or purposefully let someone overpower him, but with your Quirk being the way it is, he honestly wouldn’t mind at all.

Shigaraki: Gets flustered as hell around you, and probably ends up being grumpier than usual as a result. He’s not used to touching others, so knowing that you have a Quirk that pretty much revolves around intimate contact makes his chest feel really tight. Honestly, Shigaraki doesn’t like the way your Quirk works, because it means that you have to do dirty things with people other than him, and he gets all possessive and jealous even imagining it. If you were to use it on him, it’s another story—he won’t willingly allow you to overpower him, but if it happens, he might as well try to enjoy its effects. 

Chisaki: Probably the only person who is very much opposed to it. He hates being vulnerable, and the fact that you can seduce him with your powers leaves an unpleasant taste in his mouth. He’s never wanted anyone touching him in the first place, even if he’s incredibly attracted to you, so it’s a conflicting feeling. If anyone were to do anything physical with him, it would definitely have to be you, and nobody else. Still, he will refuse to allow himself to submit and be manipulated by your Quirk—you’ll have to use it well if you want to one-up him. Even if he does fall victim to your powers, he’ll be very bitter about ending up in such a situation. At the very least, he might have some nice memories to revisit when he’s on his own. 

Dark Souls’ Kings And Lords

Gwyn: I will raise this son as a daughter and in general take a whole diarrhea on him regardless of his merits and accomplishments because he was born aligned to a different aspect than me. I will also disown my other son and erase any records of his identity and history. I embarked on genocide of dragons for possibly very shady reasons, and was fully on board with a dangerous project to recreate that which cannot be replicated, resulting in a catastrophic failure that mutated a wise and peaceful civilization into murderous beast. You are supposed to feel bad about having to kill me, as the sad piano that plays while we duke it out suggests.

King of Oolacile: Dude, what if we totally dabbled in the forbidden arts with our golden sorceries (read: utility spells) as our only back-up and tortured this ancient conglomeration of twisted existences that we revived just to satisfy our sick curiosity? That’d be RAD, I hope nothing about this bites us in the ass down the lane, am I right.

The Four Kings: Man, it was really a challenge, but we finally got this whole New Londo jimjam going strong and steady! *phone rings* GUYS, THIS SNAKE THAT ANTAGONIZES EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR PROMISES TO TEACH US THE 120% ILLEGAL ART OF LIFEDRAIN, LET’S ROLL, I MEAN, WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

King Vendrick: *playing the harmonica off-note in his shitty crypt* I married this really hot chick but she turned out to be, like, a literal aspect of darkness hell-bent on the obliteration of civilization, so, hey, whatevs, man, you gotta compromise in marriage, right? *takes a swig of a black label Johnnie Walker* she then was like “honey, you gotta murderize that entire civilization of peaceful giants”, so we did! It was GREAT, we lost over half of our population, I redefined the concept of “war crime”, it was mad cool, man, well, except for the part where I realized what I had done, engaged full pussy mode, and locked myself in a crypt, where I took to wandering naked and afraid while my bodyguard protects me, despite the fact that I am insanely strong and immortal and wise. WHATCHA GONNA DO *LIFTS ARMS IN MOCK SURRENDER* *LAUGH TRACK PLAYS*

Duke Tseldora: ＳＰＩＤＥＲＳ

The Sunken King: Whew! That took a LOT of time, but we finally did it! We built a whole city around this slumbering dragon, our object of worship! This is, in no way, a dangerous idea at all. You know what is also not dangerous? Why, those famed Dragonslayers coming over by yonder, the Drakeblood Knights, led by Sir Yorgh, famed Dragonslayer! Let’s see what they want!

Old Iron King: LOOK AT ALL THIS METAL, HOMIE. LOOK AT MY COOL ASS SAMURAI MAN TEACHING MY KNIGHTS TO BE SAMURAI, HOMIE. LOOK AT THIS BITCHIN’ FUCKIN’ FORMER DRANGLEIC KNIGHT, RAIME, WHO CAME TO SERVE ME, HOMIE. YEAH BABY, WE GOT IT ALL IN THE IRON KINGDOM, WE GOT THESE CROSS-CULTURAL SAMURAI KNIGHTS PIMPING UP THE PLACE WITH PLATE ARMOR AND IAI, MAN, AND WE– H-hold on, Alonne, baby? Where you going, man? Baby, no, I can change, I swear, please come back, baby, NO, BABY, ALONNE *SHANKS ALONNE* aw fiddlesticks well I guess my kingdom goes to fuck now ‘cause I will throw the biggest, meanest tantrum in the history of big diaper pissbabies LET’S GO

Ivory King: Hello! I love you! Yes, you! Whoever is reading this, I love you! I really do! And while I love you a lot, there’s someone I love even more, and that’s my beautiful wife, Alsanna! God, I love my wife, she’s so beautiful and kind and smart, I just want her to be happy forever. I know, she’s a literal aspect of darkness who came with evil intentions and zealous desire to raze my lands, but, I know that anyone, anyone, is capable of redemption, and my love has confirmed that. I love my wife, and I love my kingdom Eleum Loyce, my capable knights, my beautiful tigers, my kingdom of snow and peace! Wanna know a secret? I built my kingdom right on top of the Old Chaos to contain it, to keep it in check, so it wouldn’t rampage across the world. Ah, I’m really sad to have to cut this short, but my soul, well, it wavers. After so many years of fighting it, my very fabric is yielding to the overwhelming chaos. As an ultimate act of sacrifice, I will give myself to the Flame, contain the whole essence of the Old Chaos within my body, and keep it wrested to the ground, so it can never harm anyone evermore. I am glad to have met you, but I must go now. Please live a wonderful life! Shout out to my beautiful wife!

Yhorm the Giant: *hands you the one thing that can kill him* I AM HONESTLY TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, PLEASE TRUST ME. AND IF I GO COO-COO, USE THAT TO KILL ME, AND ALSO, I AM PUTTING AWAY MY GREATSHIELD SO IT IS EASIER TO HIT ME IN CASE I GO BAD, BUT PLEASE, I AM JUST TRYING TO BE GOOD, BRUSH YOUR SEATBELT AND FASTEN YOUR TEETH.

Oceiros, the Consumed King: *spams your Facebook feed with photos of his invisible baby*

Nameless King: Funny story, but I am actually not a king. Anyways, check out these delayed attacks and these FPS drops.

Prince Lothric: What If Stay Home Instead

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Chosen Undead Ashen One The Hunter Crystal Lizard Music Comic Skeleton Wheel Mimic Patches

Me as a writer: Gotta add a little bit of fluff, a handful of laughter and sarcasm, and just a dash of angst.

Also me as a writer: Just. A. Dash. Of. Angst.

Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?

Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock

Minister: What?

Jury: What?

Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?

Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.

Minister: …

Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

IN THE GREATEST!

IN THE HAPPIEST!

IN THE DARKNESS…

IN DEMISE…

TOGETHER!

FOREVER…

The most true kings.

the rage i felt when i discovered tetsu in japanese means iron was unparalleled by any other emotion i have ever experienced. no one word has ever made me go completely apeshit like that before. it feels like im a trained superkiller and google translate telling me “iron” was the activation code to transport me to japan and beat horikoshi into submission. i understand naming characters puns or whatever but if he told me “hey heres my character ironiron ironiron his quirk is iron :)” i would LITERALLY lose my entire goddamn mind and immediately start wailing on him. what the fuck

Still need to fix stuff but whatever It all started as an expression practice (trying to mimic Horikoshi because I like his style) and ended up being Fem!Deku (also cause I’m trash and tbh I’d love to have a female protagonist in bnha… But Izuku is always cute and adorable so I don’t really mind either version. There’s a bit of BakuDeku even tho I lean more towards TodoDeku (and OchaDeku because again I’m a DekuxEveryone trash), the idea was some kind of dare Deku lost and Bakugou’s costume is one of my faves so yeah. She had to wear it and being the angel she is, she loves it.

Do I talk too much? Probably, but it’s fine, cause I am here!

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

May I please ask for scenario with Class 1-A meeting Bakugou’s toddler-aged sister when she comes to visit him at the dorms? (She came with their parents cause they’re visiting Bakugou but oops they got separated now she’s crying in the living room cause she can’t find anyone from her family)

Aha,alright so…I’m not super fond of kids. I just don’t really likechildren. I know that can be a controversial opinion but I’m not herefor that discourse, just stating a fact that’s true for myself. So Inever write about kids, but I’ll do my best for you anon :P

Ittook a while for everyone to get used to living in the dormitories,but once everything was settled the students found themselvescomfortable in the shared space. They could talk with each othereasily, have study sessions, and – considering all the villainattacks – confide in their fellow classmates about fears,anxieties, and possibilities for the future.

Midoriya,Iida, Uraraka, and Tsuyu currently sat in the living room of theirshared space, relaxing after an intense day of training and schoolwork.

“Aizawa-senseisure didn’t go easy on us today…” Uraraka said, letting out anexhausted breath. “I’m so tired.”

“Maybeyou should rest, Uraraka. A proper night’s sleep is essential!”Iida – the responsible dad of the bunch – always focused too muchon his class rep responsibilities, even when they were no longer inclass.

“Iida-kunyou need to chill out…huh? What’s that noise?” They all turnedfrom their places on the couch, a strange sound disrupting thesilence of the room. A small child stood near the front entrance ofthe dorms, obviously upset and crying.

“Achild…? Where did they come from?” Everyone stood up to walk overto the crying toddler to make sure she was uninjured. Tsuyu, havingyounger siblings of her own, leaned down to comfort her cries andsilence her tears.

“It’salright, don’t be scared. Are you lost?” She picked up the child,who seemed soothed by the rocking motion of Tsu’s arms. “Who do youthink she belongs to?”

“Herhair kind of looks like…”

“..Kacchan?”Midoriya answered Uraraka’s question. “It’s the same color andspiky style! I don’t know who else she might belong to…maybe he hasa sister?”

“KacchanKacchan!” The little girl perked up at Bakugou’s nickname, hertears now dried as she giggled playing with Tsuyu’s long hair.

Iidanodded, his arms waving wildly. “We must return this lost child toher parent immediately!” His erratic movements made the smallgirl’s eyes water, her nose sniffling as she hid behind Tsuyu’s hair.

“Iida-kun,don’t be so loud!”

“Hey guys! Woah who’s the kid?” The group turned around to see Sero, Kaminari, and Kirishima walked towards them from the other end of the dorm. 

“We think she might be related to Bakugou,” Uraraka said, again looking down at the child in Tsuyu’s arms. 

“Aha, no way!” Kirishima bent forward, eyes squinting at the small girl who stared right back. “Wait, yeah I see it now!” He promptly made a funny face, making the little girl laugh…until she reached out and yanked on his hair. 

“Yep, she’s definitely Bakugou’s sister.”

“Well…what do we do? She obviously came here with someone, I assume her parents but I don’t know where they might be,” Midoriya said, muttering to himself trying to figure out a solution to this predicament as Kirishima tried to pry the girl’s surprisingly strong hands from his hair. 

“We’ll do some babysitting and say Bakugou owes us one, of course.” Kaminari thought this was the most obvious solution. “How this cute kid is related to him is the big mystery.”

The group sat back down in the shared living area, entertaining the young Bakugou child until her parents finally showed up. 

“There you are! Mischievous little…Katsuki get over here and thank you friends for watching your sister!” Yep, that was Bakugou’s mother all right. Kaminari wasn’t going to let him live this down, even if he was literally fuming out of his ears.

If it's not too much, can you do some pick lines that the class 1-A would use on their s/o? If it's too many, you can choose whichever! Thank you, bab!

(YAS! It is my time to shine! Time for cringe.)

Yuuga Aoyama:

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror, probably for himself tho)

Mina Ashido:

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by again? 

Tsuyu Asui:

I find you to be quite ribbiting.

I think we’d be toadally adoribbitble together!

Tenya Iida:

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. 

Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day.

Ochaco Uraraka:

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. 

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Mashirao Ojiro:

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Denki Kaminari:

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. 

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you. 

Eijiro Kirishima:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

Kouji Kouda:

I must be a snowflake, ‘cause I’m falling for you.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you

Rikido Satou:

Are you candy? ‘Cause you’re giving me a sugar rush.

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? ‘Causre your ass is sweet.

Mezou Shouji:

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart 

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Jirou Kyoka:

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long! 

Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.

Sero Hanta:

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. 

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Shouto Todoroki:

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizard.

Tooru Hagakure:

My love for you is like the wind. You can’t see it, but you can feel it.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Katsuki Bakugo:

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Izuku Midoriya:

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.    

Momo Yaoyorozu:

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. 

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

CLASS 1-A GAME NIGHT HEADCANONS

There is an ongoing Smash Bros. tournament in the class.

It all started when Kirishima made the mistake of challenging Bakugou to a game of Smash Bros. and the whole class got involved in cheering and Bakugou wouldnt stop yelling when he got beat.

Mina, Kaminari and Sero began bringing in board games after 3 weeks bc no one could beat Ochako, the reigning champion.

Ochako is surprisingly good at Smash despite having never played it before. She gets really into it with sound effects and taunts. Even Bakugou cant beat her.

Friendships no longer exist when game of the night is Mario Kart or Monopoly.

Mineta is forbidden to choose game of the night bc it will always be strip-anything ಠ_ಠ

Deku takes Hero Trivia Pursuit v e r y s e r i o u s l y.

If you want to win Hero Trivia Pursuit, you’d better be on Deku’s team.

Iida and Tokoyami get really into role playing Dungeons & Dragons. They also have a rivalry in Scrabble.. of all things.

Shouji is no longer allowed to play Twister bc his 4 extra limbs has been deemed cheating.

… or at least when he does, he can only use 2 arms. Same applies to Ojiro who cant use his tail.

Dad!zawa prohibited the Bakusquad from playing Overwatch bc they WILL stay up all night.

No one is brave enough to verse Jirou in Rock Band.

Kaminari managed to sneak Cards Against Humanity into the dorms once and everyone learned new things about their classmates that night.

Tsuyu often makes the most memorable CAH combinations. Hagakure does too. Todoroki and Momo have a hard time grasping the dry humor and would rather spectate.

“What are there a lot of in heaven?” “Bitches.” “TsuYU??!?!??”

> more cute dorm shit here

Ben 10: Omniverse + text posts

Multiverse theory edition

OKAY BUT WHY AM I WRITING A FIGHT SCENE AND YOU SAY RUN STARTS PLAYING? AND THEN AFTERWARDS MEGALOVANIA???

my phone is giving me encouragement

All Might: I think they [UA students] have had a great year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.

Aizawa: Insteresting analogy, All Might. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

last year I had a dream that bnha became some musical college au where professor aizawa challenged the students to leave their usual genres for their final exams

https://player.vimeo.com/video/274976910?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&app_id=122963

Don’t Drop Your Axe!

It. is. DONE.

I’ve been animating for a feature film, so on the side I took one of my shorter shot lengths to do a proper animation of these characters.