Jonathan “deeply Annoying Child” Sims Autism Vs Martin “keeps Trying To Touch The Explosive”

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

snoopy of the day

TOP SURGERY SCARS? TRANS MASC ROMEO CHROME??

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

downtime (long rest)

bonus

my parents: we’re not trying to discourage you from anything but *most downputting string of words you’ve ever heard in your life*

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on