PRE-MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE LMAO

Today I haff learned zhat vhen it comes to zhe toppings of toast, zhe toast is also alvays likely to fall cheese-side down, just like zhe butter.

Learn from mein mistakes.

//this is pretty much what she looks like right now, for the record

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

The Bride’s Guide to Unreal Floristry, author and illustrator page

Find the book in print in zine size and in coloring book size.

Many a Republican soldier remembered the feeling of hope they would feel when the Jedi joined the battle, their distinctive “meows” announcing their presence. (at Walmart Morrisville) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UubC4pn84/?igshid=jph1oyi2w5h5

This is the cast of the Suicide squad (2021),Notice again that Jeffrey Epstein is not here

apparently you can pre-order chickens??? as in “hello I would like a hen”, and then they stick a fertile egg under a chicken, let it hatch, and in a few months…..hen time!

in unrelated news, I’m about to pre-order a standard light Brahma hen from a local hobby farm run by a veterinarian. aka Motherfucker Unlimited acquired