Perfectie

Mijn familie en ik zijn deze arme mensen zo hard uit aan het lachen

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

Immortalizing this video on Tumblr because it’s just so silly. The Ted hair, Joey’s dancing, Curt’s voice breaking from laughing, it’s all so delightful

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

A peek at our recent trip to the Bosch Parade in the Netherlands!

Pls tell me ik ben niet de enige die hieraan moest denken

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.