Marvel If You Have A Beef With Us Just Say It, WHY WOULD YOU KILL STEVEN AND NOT GIVE MY MAN JAKE A SINGLE

Look me in the eyes and tell me Wade didn't wanna fuck him

//moonknight rant, probably a bit too harsh sorry

I have a personal vendetta against people who babies steven, yes hes pathetic. Yes hes my scrunkly. Yes hes sometimes so adorable i want to crush him. But i just cant with people who go "awhh my baby steveennn" and with marc they say "go kys" LIKE??? I KNOW MARC IS A DICK BUT WHY SO?? This is literally what y'all sound like.

Also people who go "steven is such a bottom" naw stfu are we really labelling characters to sex positions?? I thought we're over this, he probably acts that way because-- i mean look at him- does he look like someone who had ever touched a woman before?? Let alone his social life, im sorry i just have so many beefs with people who labels characters to sex positions like this. Honestly couldve been better.

Im probably a bit biased here but my point still stands

laughter will always be stored in these walls

Honestly i jst wanna go home man istg

SHHHH. THIS IS FREE THERAPY.

if marc and/or steven is/are your comfort character/s, babe maybe it's time to book an appointment with the therapist

Remind me to never shop with my mom ever again

OK I loved episode 5, but at this point I'm expecting a two and a half hour episode 6 because:

Konshu must be saved

The world must be saved

Layla needs to be saved

Marc has to get out of the afterlife

Steven ...?!

JAKE ?! I MEAN, HOW DOES MARC GET OUT OF THE AFTER LIFE IF JAKE IS STILL INSIDE ?!

Fighting Arthur

Fighting the crocodile goddess ?!

MARVEL YOU ARE REALLY TELLING ME THAT YOU WILL SOLVE ALL THIS SHIT IN JUST 40 MINUTES EPISODE, better for you you don't

MOONKNIGHT ENJPYERS. DONT FORGET TO WATCH END CREDITS OF EPS 6!!! I PROMISE YOU IT WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTING

He is so yummy

Paul Dano @ cannes film festival

what ever...........