Eddie: I Can Explain.

Venom: I prevented a murder today.

Eddie: Really? How’d you do that?

Venom: self control.

Eddie, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Venom, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Anne, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Dan, trembling: What are we playing

Eddie: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Dan, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Eddie:

Eddie: fsh

Anne: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Venom: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Eddie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Venom: Good thinking.

*Eddie and Venom sitting in jail together*

Venom: So who should we call?

Eddie: I’d call Anne, but I feel safer in jail

Eddie: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Venom: What's that?

Eddie: Remorse code.

Venom: I'm even angrier now.

Eddie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Venom: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Eddie: I made tea.

Venom: I don’t want tea.

Eddie: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Venom: Then why are you telling me?

Eddie: It is a conversation starter.

Venom: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Eddie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Eddie: Is something burning?

Venom: Just my love for you.

Eddie: Venom, the toaster is on fire.

Eddie: This is a mistake

Venom, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Eddie: But not today

Venom, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess