Here…. Imagine, Tim Preg. But Litreally Know One Except Bernard And Tim Knows Yet.😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

the point of kryptonians is that they're visually indistinguishable from humans ANYWAYS **Aliens them**

damian wayne would totally be a fan of the sonic the hedgehog franchise

more specifically, he would be a fan of shadow.

hearme out on this please

ok but like, i dont have anything to back this up, but like

just trust me on this

tell me that this little kid, who was told from birth that he is genetically perfect, who eventually learns to chill out with the killing:

would not look at the ultimate lifeform, all broody n shit:

and not start learning the lore reasons for why shadow is cool as fuck

Part 1 for my comic for his birthday hehe

Harley and Tim fighting after Tim came out as nonbinary:

Harley, swinging a bat at Red Robin: are you wearing lipstick?

Red Robin, dodging and sweeping at her legs: yeah actually. I'm trying out make up recently.

Harley, doing a cartwheel to dodge: it looks nice but thats a whole lot of red on your costume. I think black might look better.

Red Robin, sliding passed her and pulling her off balance: you think?

Harley, pinned: yeah! Come visit me in Arkham tomorrow and show me how it looks 'kay?

Red Robin, handcuffing her: yeah! Want me to bring you a coffee?

Harley: if you bring me a vanilla chai, I'll give you some pointers on how to do your nails. What are your pronouns by the way?

Red Robin: they/them

Harley, being put in the batmoblie: got it!! see you tomorrow!

Batman, whose been hearing all of this over comms: what the fuck just happened?

DC taking away Damian's sword was the most stupid decision they've made. They should give him this sword:

And no, it doesn't just look big because of the perspective,

It's freaking massive and would be hilarious if he used it. I mean it's taller than him...

Superman born circa 1990 and being in his early 30s as of 2025 doesn’t wear a cape simply because it was common amongst his people. He wears it partially because of social media and people being so thirsty.

Early Superman goes out in the skintight suit and red boots with the House of El’s crest on his chest. He does his thing—saving the day and whatnot. He’s feared by some, but beloved by most. Then Twitter and its trending topics become a thing. Suddenly he’s feared by some, beloved by others, but lusted after by a fuckload of people.

“The people of the internet want to know if your ass is real,” Hal giggles breathlessly. “They think your suit is padded!”

Clark crosses his arms and absolutely does not pout. He’s not pouting. Or blushing.

“Oh my God,” Barry cackles, scrolling on his phone. “This is everything. They’re calling you Super Thicc Man.”

“Two c’s,” Ollie snorts as he looks over Barry’s shoulder. “There are memes, Blue. You’re a meme.”

Hal squawks and shoves his phone into Bruce’s face. To his credit, Bruce barely twitches—to the naked human eye, anyway. Clark knows Bruce’s micro expressions better than anyone and can tell the other man’s snickering in his head.

“‘Double cheeked up’ is trending!” Hal nearly falls out of his seat laughing. “Holy shit. ‘What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon—hella ass, the sun is still out.’ This is the best day of my life!”

Bruce coughs delicately—a sure sign that he’s losing the fight to giggles.

“Maybe,” he says slowly, “this is a good thing. They’re not afraid of you if they’re lusting after you.”

Clark blushes for hours on end. Ma retrieves the red blanket he’d been wrapped in when he landed on Earth and sews him his first cape. Bruce, being a good and apologetic friend, scrubs as many of the memes from the internet as he can.

Pediatrician damian except he treats every kid with the same amount of respect and attentiveness that he would give an adult.

Pediatrician damian who will tell parents with barely concealed distaste to shut up when they talk over their children during an appointment.

Pediatrician damian who is always watching his patients, searching for if the injury they got from "falling" is actually just that or if the injury has to do with the impatient and anxious parents nearby.

Pediatrician Damian who cares so SO much about every kid and who he learns to be comforting and gentle for because he doesn't want to cause them any more anxiety before their flu shots.

Pediatrician damian who is still a hero at heart and who has kicked ass when his hospital was briefly taken hostage by rogues. Who immediately jumped into a fight because the crying of tiny terrified children echoed in his ears and he was filled with enough righteous anger his 10 year old self would stagger.

Pediatrician damian who does everything in his power to make sure every kid who needs it gets Healthcare.

Pediatrician damian who refers to his patients as his kids.

Pediatrician damian who I'm SOBBING OVER

@puppiesandnightlock I have a lot of feelings bestie 😭

something i desperately need people to remember is that Jonathan kent , has lois lames genetics , like that boy is about 70%lois lane, and I feel like his character would be written so so much better if people remembered that , because at the start of supersons jon was alaways very close to like punching and/or flipping off Damian, and I find that extremely beautiful

How about Batgirls/Birds of Prey babysitting gen alpha Jon and Dami? Did the kid have fun?

Dick: What's wrong? You look like you saw a Jason.

Cass: The horrors.

Dick: What do you mean?

Steph: We've seen things we can never unsee. Heard things we can never unhear. We will never be the same again, do you understand me?

Dick: I'm confused. Weren't you just watching Damian and Jon for the afternoon?

Harper: I could only stand two minutes. And I've been stuck in a room with Punchline overnight, twice.

Dick: Okay, back up. What actually happened?

[earlier]

Barbara: Hey boys, how was school?

Damian: Kent, spill the lore.

Jon: So this sus guy in math class acts like he's a sigma rizzler mewing for BeReal clout ever since his W Roblox speedrun. No cap, he thought he's Kai Cenat on Twitch and we're from Ohio, when he's really a Big L skibidi toilet with negative aura. So at lunch, we had a GOATed idea and Fanum taxed his gyatt while he stood there cooked like an NPC.

Cass: Uh...

Harper: *gets in her car and goes home*

Steph: I'm gonna re-dig my grave.