That’s Why Every Damn Time I See A Post Or Tiktok Thats Acts Like “ Awww Vylan My Lil Pookie🥺”

that’s why every damn time i see a post or tiktok thats acts like “ awww vylan my lil pookie🥺” i get so angry, cus yeah he’s cute and small whatever but tf did we read the same book??? that dudes would bomb ur house without a question cus its his fucking job and he’s badass at that

wylan is the definition of the duality of man. he is adorable and cute and seemingly so innocent with his curls and his big eyes and his flute and everything, but he’s actually this badass motherfucker who makes bombs and threatens to push people in canals and im not surprised jesper is head over heels for him bc i would be too.

we stan wylan van eck in this household. reblog if you also stan our king our savior our musical madman wylan van fucking eck

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yuuji consuming sukuna's fingers is like suguru consuming curses. suguru teasing satoru is like yuuji teasing megumi. megumi running to yuuji during a fight once yuuji got injured but said it's just a scratch is like suguru running to satoru when he got stabbed saying it didn't hit any vital organs. yuuji listening to megumi talk is like satoru listening to suguru talk.

the day sukuna ripped out yuuji's heart in front of megumi is like satoru meeting suguru after the battle between suguru and yuta. oh, they pain me so.

1 year ago
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4 years ago
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2 years ago

okay but here's the thing I can't shut up about. they would have been these people anyway!!!! tai did everything she said she was going to. jeff reminds shauna "secrets have always been a part of us." lottie has struggled with her mental health since childhood. shaunajackie fallout was always going to be nuclear whether it happened in the woods or at college. if van and natalie weren't stuck in the woods they'd be stuck with their parents or what was left of them. and everybody knows misty was already who she is. they could have taken any route and they would have ended up at the destination of themselves anyway. say they didn't crash, say they won nationals. it doesn't matter. it doesn't fucking matter!!! fast forward twenty-five years and the class reunion plays out more or less the same. they win nationals and misty is still a nurse playing god and natalie is still in rehab or maybe not because who would be paying for it so scratch that they win nationals and natalie is still dead, and shaunajackie are still swallowing each other whole. they win nationals and nothing singularly or uniquely terrible happens to them and they still grow up to be wracked with anger and guilt anyway! they're still unsatisfied, cheating on their spouses. they're still suicidal, still schizophrenic. terrible things still happen to them but they're commonplace terrible, so who cares? get over it. all this to say the self is inescapable. all this to say this life fucks you up no matter what. there was no other way for them, there was no other fate for them. there is no ideal life where they are perfect and good. the crash isn't the tragedy. the tragedy is that they all are who they are. they are human. they win nationals, and they still have to be these people. they have to be these people, but alone. the tragedy is that they think they could have been fine if they hadn't done such terrible things to survive after the crash. but they were never fine, they were never going to be fine, and that IS fine because neither was anyone else. "we're all like this." we were always going to be. and I don't mean it's a good thing they crashed. I mean it's all a crash. there is no unscathed life.

3 years ago
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3 years ago

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James: Respectfully disagree.

Remus: Disrespectfully disagree.

1 year ago
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