So Apparently Austrians Have An Interesting Name For Tomatoes

NEW KAFFEE UND SCHOGGI

So. I’ve officially lost my mind recently and, in a very productive (???!) coping mechanism, I wrote something. It’s a novel now, I guess. 24,796 words of something that might legally qualify as a fever dream—and that’s not counting the 2,293 words of notes and footnotes (because apparently I’m incapable of shutting up?).

I genuinely seem to think I’m writing the next great European tragedy.

It’s emotional carnage. It’s sensual SwissAus chaos. It’s diplomatic dinner but make it psychological warfare. And just to really confuse myself, I also dragged Gerita into this. Spuk is lurking. And then there’s Rusprus—the most rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth take on them you’ve ever seen. They’re not just unhinged. The hinges are gone. I need someone to stop me—but also, please don’t.

Read it. Fear it. Annotate it like it’s a dead language.

And because I survived the grueling journey that was Zweisamkeit (and late-stage capitalism, honestly), I rewarded myself by purchasing a Kobo. You can find the lockscreen here. I deserve this. I deserve all of this.

Expect the absurdity to continue. Also, do you ever feel like the universe is just one giant chaotic plot twist? Just me? Cool. Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be under a blanket fort in the corner of my room, hugging my new Kobo like it’s my only friend.

Omg I love ur art 💕 I’ve only recently been getting back into hetalia, but if your doodle requests are still up, would you be open to drawing the Italy brothers ? (Also your PruAus art is amazing!)

i was planning on just doodling them but i got carried away and ended up coloring these two

don't get them started on the arancini debate, tho.

rise

Hej I’m kinda back

Switzerland and Liechtenstein in Hetalia World ☆ Stars!

Under the whimsical rain, he is a man of hardship... [Original]

This Basch is dedicated to @folightening 🫵🩷 my GOD so sorry to make you forever wait but ur right I’ve never drawn this man before and I was scared BUT I think I got his Swiss ass Down