find a man who cherishes you enough to cut off the dick of the man who has scorned you in order to use it to tenderly make love to you after proposing with a peach ring so that you do not have to die a virgin and can instead live on forever with him while he regularly brings flowers to your gravesite and tends to your undead body's electrocution wounds as he reads percy bysshe shelley's poetry to you. do NOT settle for less.
Curtain call
Not what I expected coming from John Green
yea so basically
sunday
you need to be around freaks and weirdos who dress ugly and have weird kinks because the more you're exposed to it the next time you see a conservative try to get you scared about ugly drag queens you're not gonna think "oh my that is a scary drag queen she must be doing scary things" you're instead gonna think "hey that looks like the people in my friend group. that's a relatable down to earth person. what's your fucking problem"
the prettiest dove
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Self-Insert Series - Songbird
A/N: This is probably the least accurate representation of the Trickster. A lot of people portray him as a yandere who’s mean and I don’t vibe with that kind of relationship portrayal.
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