I strive to be this ominous and confusing at all times
gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy
Wasn't aware until just now that cottagecore metallica was something that I needed in my life
Im always either like this or have 16 different options for images waiting in my gallery, locked and loaded, anxiously wondering which of them will be the chosen one, or if I will spam the general population with all
how it feels to headcanon a character with a disorder that's not autism or adhd. I dont have a picture you just have to imagine
sharing my favorite hidden gem of Jason Newsted and Kirk Hammett playing the Dazed and Confused riff .
this is literally the best video to ever exist
Can we normalize whatever this is
Op i fear your creator is funnier than anyone who's ever made a meme ever
Edit: looking back at this im now realizing you said your wife not your mother and I referred to your wife as "your creator," maybe I was right tho idk who your wife is who am I to say she's not a divine entity who created herself a spouse who is posting on tumblr about her chaotic asmr tendencies
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
"Merry Chrysler"
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
i love the foursome or whatever that metallica song is called
I adore this man
I love Lars if that isn't obvious 🥰