If You Tell Me Not To I Will

“oh you’re a masochist?”

*stubs your toe*

#forthemutual

[171] Billtober Day 21 - Chatting With The Axolotl

you didn’t hear this from me)

if you want to more safely light fires do it in the sink. the material of sink isn’t flammable and there is an instant water supply. just don’t start grease fires or burn plastic, and be super carful

i want to light fires, but im scared of burning down me house :(

indeed

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

yea, i dont remember turning them on tho

how did you already find my post

i have ways :3

imagine Dipper going to therapy

therapist: so what’s on your mind lately? Dipper: hyperventilating and having flashbacks i can’t stop thinking about watching everyone i know being turned into decorative banners by a triangle t:… d:… and watching the agony of a large human throne fall apart t in notes: possibly schizophrenic

my account is technically older than yours now

ha, noob

i am, in fact, the noob

ha, noob

i am, in fact, the noob

quit giving me notes :(

no

I feel like people who look at Bill Cipher and go "lol he's just a triangle" are like. NOT seeing him right. Like, if you looked at that triangle and were not filled with a sense of utter existential dread then you didn't really see him.