Nam Joohyuk // ELLE Magazine March Issue “Midnight In LA”

Writers working on an outline like:

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

Do you have any kinks?

That second sleep after you’ve woken up too early

Yixing ❤️ Pretty Boy ❤️ EXO Lay ❤️

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

More fun Zodiac facts here

Maybe this is something for you @prettywordsyouleft, or is it to much Jinyoung at the moment? 😅😄

It is a good story😄

Hey what's up I have a request, quite detailed Jinyoung au. Officer Park. You're a university student who just moved out of her dorm and now leaves by herself. The night you move you're packing things away when you trip moving some floor boards out of the way to find a dead body. Of course you call the police to and here comes office Park and his partner. Officer Park offers to stay at nights to ensure your safety, you kind of cosy up to him through those night, bring him coffee and food.1/3

Until one night he accidental falls asleep on your couch and is woken up by a crashing sound and he catches the person who you think is the murderer but he’s not. He’s just a petty thief paid by the real murderer to go steal in something from your house. Officer Park stops coming to your house but you visit him with a gift as a thank you and that’s where he asks you on a date which ends in some fun time. 2/3

The murder decides to strike not knowing Park is there as they weren’t at the station when he asked her on a date. The murderer is Park'sk partner. He gets up to go to the bathroom when he hears someone walking downstairs. He goes to check it out and they end up in a scuffle and the reader has to be the one to save officer park. It’s long Ik 3/3

Uhhhhh….that sounds like a movie! Really good prompt but I don’t think I’m qualified 😭