Love It When Chase Makes His Sarcastic 😟 Face

is this his gay way of asking him out

a conversation between Chase (saying cunt in an Australian way) and Thirteen (saying cunt in a gay way). they cannot understand each other's dialects

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

Chase was real as fuck for that.

everything that happens in the deleted house episode 7x01 thunder roadtrip

a summary if you will

The episode begins similar to Now What. It’s the morning after the season 6 finale and the building collapse. House and cuddy are in bed.

Honestly guys, they fr just fuck a lot. Like a lot. The actual sex scenes are omitted from the script pdf, but its allllllll they talk abt.

House is ignoring wilson’s calls.

They drink wine on the couch and ‘happily argue’ (literal exactly how the script describes it), house plays guitar for cuddy. They fuck again.

House convinces to Cuddy to take the day off work to celebrate the fact that she said that she said she loves him. They then makeout.

There is no mention of Lucas or her engagement that she just broke off.

They ride house’s motorbike to a very fancy restaurant, House says he met the head chef during his post rehab cooking classes.

Cuddy’s new assistant alex calls and house speaks in a british accent whilst pretending to be cuddy’s nanny. He says cuddy is sick and can’t come in.

OH MY GOD WE HAVE OTHER CHARACTERS AND A B PLOT! PPTH's head neurosurgeon is sick, and that affects the hospitals status as a level one trauma centre and like bad things will happen if he's not there.

Back at the restaurant, they eat weird science-y food in the kitchen. very avant-garde shit. House sneaks away to call chase and tell him to impersonate a neurosurgeon to the assistant so cuddy doesn’t have to come into work/ sort it on her phone.

The restaurant owner comes in and plot twist: house and cuddy were actually breaking in and not supposed to be there. the owner calls the cops.

House and Cuddy then go up to the top of a bell tower in an elevator. But cuddy is scared of heights, when they get back to the ground a musician gives her a joint to smoke for her nausea.

House plays the piano with the stoner musician.

Chase calls, the new assistant doesn’t believe he is a neurosurgeon. She has been apparently reading up on the ducklings.

House tries and fails to light a bonfire on a beach

House finally answers Wilson’s call, he is panicked that house has relapsed and offers to pick him up. Until Wilson realises that house ‘sounds happy’ and drops the issue. Very 'I'm too in this episode'.

House teaches cuddy to drive his motorcycle.

They ducklings go to the home of the neurosurgeon who was too sick to come to work. they drug him to make him feel well enough to come to the hospital. however he is deeply affected by the drugs. They being him to ppth anyway.

Back @ the beach bonfire, cuddy had accidentally broken House's motorcycle.

House suggests they light the bike on fire. They don’t.

Cuddy suggests going home to fuck again, but then house surprises her – they’re going to bruce springsteen in Asbury!

House exaggerates his disability whilst hitchhiking, an elderly couple drive them to Asbury. They get covered in dog hair.

Thirteen and foreman fight about the huntingtons drug trial.

The guy house is buying the springsteen tickets from is a no-show. Two scalpers approach them.

ONE OF THE SCALPER’S PULL OUT A GUN. HE IS ACTUALLY A MUGGER.

The mugger steals house’s wallet and pants. He then lectures house on seeing the worst in people.

Back @ ppth the sick drugged neurosurgeon gets called out for being sick and drugged. Ducklings in trouble. All the icu patients get transferred to different hospitals.

Drugged neurosurgeon starts stripping in the or. And then wait – this is actually a symptom of somrthing else! This is a medical procedural show afterall!

Chase calls prawns shrimp which kills me as an Australian.

House is now wearing novelty pants with ‘little sailboats’ on them.

House and cuddy are both sad abt not getting tickets. Then they have an idea and sneak in w/ the tech crew.

The drugged neurosurgeon is cured of his ailment! The icu is reponed. Hurrah!

House and Cuddy have a deep and meaningful conversation side stage at bruce spingsteen. They talk about fucking but are interrupted by a security guard who kicks them out.

They are sad about this, but then makeout outside the arena.

The end.

I’m trying to find a way to share the script pdf, but am not sure how to go about it (I’m scared of doxxing myself/ my email accidentally by putting it on google drive lol). Let me know if you have any suggestions :)

In the diagnostics department. Straight up "diagnosing it". And by "it" well heh... lets jusr say.. not lupus

Ships

Week Ending March 31st, 2025

Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Jayvik +1 Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Sonadow +1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Phan +1 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Bucktommy -3 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1

Hansry +2 Henry of Skalitz & Hans Capon, Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Pureshadow +3 Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, Cookie Run

Timebomb -2 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane

Caitvi -2 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Stobotnik -1 Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

Destiel +1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Jegulus +2 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Everlark Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

Hilson +2 James Wilson & Gregory House, House

Zosan +2 Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece

Megop -3 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Merthur Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Markhelly -7 Mark Scout & Helly, Severance

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

everytime someone draws house in wilson’s sweater i get a year added to my life

It’s a sitcom and nobody can tell me otherwise

THIS FUCKING SCENE