truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
average day at princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital
An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while
Chase's face at Cameron's proposition is taking me out
I just think multiple House characters should be allowed to have a dream where they are hitting their dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with them killing him than it ever did protecting themselves
Week Ending March 31st, 2025
Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Jayvik +1 Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
Sonadow +1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Phan +1 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Bucktommy -3 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1
Hansry +2 Henry of Skalitz & Hans Capon, Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Pureshadow +3 Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, Cookie Run
Timebomb -2 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane
Caitvi -2 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Stobotnik -1 Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog
Destiel +1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Jegulus +2 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Everlark Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
Hilson +2 James Wilson & Gregory House, House
Zosan +2 Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece
Megop -3 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers
Merthur Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Markhelly -7 Mark Scout & Helly, Severance
Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
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flicks his ear, drinks his coffee, criticizes the sugar level of his coffee ... Wilson can’t even have a single moment of rest
House S4 Alone, 2007
I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2012 everyone was blogging about johnlock and NO ONE MENTIONED GREGORY “I faked my death so nothing could come between us in your final months on earth” HOUSE???
heartwarming: touch-starved man with medical degree realizes that hugs make people feel better
He looks like a sad puppy omg???
They put him in jail for the crime of being babygirl